Dec 3
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George Clooney paid Jimmy Kimmel Live a visit on Wednesday, where he revealed to the worst man in late-night that…
Nov 6
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I’ll allow it: Miley Cyrus ft. Stevie Nicks, “Edge of Sun (Midnight Sun Remix)” - What does it say about Miley Cyrus…
Nov 3
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The celebrity gossip pipeline has only provided me with the following dribble of interesting information to discuss…
Oct 13
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For a time in the 2000s, the Disney Channel was the fulcrum of a conservative child-star culture. The most famous of…
Oct 4
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Celebrity columnist Perez Hilton is on yet another apology tour. As is often the case with apology tours, this one…
Sep 20
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Well, it looks like Katharine McPhee is a Republican—not all that shocking, considering how she, uhhhh, literally…
Sep 4
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Yeah: SZA feat. Ty Dolla $ign, “Hit Different” - Sza is back and ready to become the soundtrack of sad horny girl…
Aug 16
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Aug 14
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Dare I say, it is a beautiful Friday morning. The sun is shining, the pernicious humidity has vanished, and…
Aug 12
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Santa Barbara is a lovely coastal town filled with wealthy people in ostentatious designer clothes, wealthy people…
Jun 23
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Famous weed lover Miley Cyrus is a weed lover no more—she’s been sober for the last six months.
Mar 25
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For the last few weeks, I have been alone in my apartment, wracked with fear that everyone I love will get sick and d…
Mar 25
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There’s probably only so much Fortnite the kids of celebrities can play before they tire of it—which would explain…
Mar 16
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Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat are definitely not dating. Sure, they’ve been photographs of them at concerts, museums,…
Mar 3
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After divulging details about her wack recording contract in an Instagram Story, Megan Thee Stallion has filed a…
Feb 27
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One good thing about the internet is that is constantly produces stark visual illustrations of the aphorism that…
Jan 15
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things, like Julianne Hough’s marital…
Jan 2
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Love is pure. Love is kind. Love is earnest. Love is (generally) true. Love will fill your life with joy. Love will…
Dec 26
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I currently live in a 350-square-foot apartment, which is still rather large, all things considered. Cardi B and Offs…
Dec 24
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Prince Philip is not dead, just in time for Christmas. He’s left the hospital on Tuesday and will spend Christmas…