Johnny Depp has several problems of many varieties, but he celebrated a victory in court today, where he continued to duke it out with his former entertainment lawyer, Jacob Bloom, in a $30 million lawsuit.

Even Jeff Goldblum’s likeness is a hot celeb, and thus eligible for Dirt Bag.

Eons ago, in the year 2008, Miley Cyrus was just about to break away from the Disney Channel show Hannah Montana and embark on a long journey of self-discovery and occasional cultural appropriation. To jumpstart it, she teamed up for a Vanity Fair photoshoot with Annie Leibovitz—one that racked up a lot of…

We can stop talking about Miley Cyrus’s 2013 hit “We Can’t Stop” one day, conceivably, but today is not that day. The song, as well as its accompanying twerk-featuring video and “strategic hot mess” of a VMAs performance were called out for appropriation by culture writers and seemingly mocked by Jay-Z in song. And…

it’s a very special day! A day where love in all its various forms is celebrated, for eating chocolate, and for remembering that time in the early 2000s when pop-lebrities loudly declared that they would wait...for sex.

This weekend Miley Cyrus sang her old Disney song “See You Again” ten years after its release, restoring order to pop culture and the USA.

When I first saw the cover of Taylor Swift’s new album Reputation, I thought, is it just me or does this look like a record you’d buy at Hot Topic circa the mid-2ooos? And now that I’ve heard the first single, well, it sure does sound like it.

No, thank you: Miley Cyrus, “Younger Now”: Here’s the lead single from Miley Cyrus’s latest attempt to prove to the world that she’s done with the twerking and sticking her tongue out between her two fingers in a V shape and waggling it back and forth. She’s back to her roots! Her hair is regular! She’s fully…

Miley Cyrus is seemingly more mature these days. She’s sort of quit smoking weed, got back together with her ex-fiancée, and appears to be generally chilling the hell out more. Except the title of her new album is curiously called Younger Now, which I can’t help but interpret as a message to those who want Miley to…

After about seven months of dating, Scream Queen co-stars Taylor Lautner and Billie Lourd (daughter of the late, great Carrie Fisher, of course) are calling it quits. The couple is speculated to have begun their courtship this past December.

Less than two weeks after a suicide bomber detonated a nail bomb at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester (Grande had just left the stage when the explosion went off), the 23-year old returned to perform at the much-buzzed-about, sold-out benefit concert, One Love Manchester, on Sunday. Grande performed for 50,000…

Hi Hair Cariacs! (Okay, I know that name isn’t exactly clicking yet, so share in the comments what you want yourselves to be called.)

Miley Cyrus is rediscovering herself—sound wise, looks wise, spiritually—by basically going back to the old Miley Cyrus. She’s sober and folksy and likes the water, and she’s allegedly given up smoking weed. This is the video for her new love song “Malibu.”

Though I love my job as the overseer of this high and judicious court, I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been considering a career change. I’ve been playing with the idea of swapping out this seat for one in another court. A court with a jurisdiction over, say, a few members of Congress so I can one day have the joy of…

John Norris (remember John Norris?!) wrote the cover story on Miley Cyrus in this week’s issue of Billboard in advance of her allegedly game-changing new album. (The first single “Malibu” drops next week.) I was about to call the interview “mostly unexciting,” but there are three to four good bits, which is honestly…

Married With Children star Katey Sagal reveals in her new memoir, out Tuesday, that she was addicted to diet pills, cocaine and alcohol for 15 years. The four-time Golden Globe nominee (who won one too for her role in Sons of Anarchy) writes that growing up in Los Angeles and in particular, down the street from Judy…

Though the surprise weddings of unapproachable hot cool kids Alison Brie/Dave Franco and approachable hot cool kids Ilana Glazer/I Don’t Know Him may have convinced you that everyone is, in fact, married, it’s not true! Some people are still just engaged, despite the weird stuff their parents post on Instagram.

Noah Cyrus, the 17-year-old younger sis of fellow singers Miley and Brandi, will release her cheekily named debut NC-17 sometime this year, and the lead single is “Make Me (Cry),” a pleading, surprisingly produced love song with British dreamboat Labrinth. Last night the duo hit The Late Late Show with James Corden to…

Mariah Carey tends to be cagey in interviews and on her own reality show, but on Sunday night’s Watch What Happens Live!, she was apparently feeling extra festive and gave us an early Christmas present by revealing her opinions on several of her contemporaries. Spoiler: They were not particularly kind unless the…

Adele—possessor of angel’s harp vocal chords—has concluded the North American leg of her world tour: 107 shows in 10 months. She has a handful of performances remaining in New Zealand and Australia, but then, she says, it will be time for another hiatus. Also, she might have a second baby.