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Jesus Electoral Christ, Jill Stein Actually Raised Over $2 Million To Fund a Vote Recount 

This wild-ass year will never cease until it gives every one of us a heart attack, a seeping ulcer, and a probably false sense of hope: Jill Fucking Stein—presidential Green Party candidate and diverter of 1.2 million perfectly good votes—is on track to raise $2.5 million to request a recount of ballots in three swing…

Shrieking Man Calls for Voters 'to Deliver Justice' By Voting for Him

Donald Trump—a rusted refrigerator left out in the sun until its contents rot and swell into one noxious, congealed mass—has responded to the FBI’s latest report that, nope, there is nothing criminal in that batch of Hillary Clinton’s emails. In the wake of this news, he appeals to voters, asking them “to deliver…

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EPA Inspector General Says They Should Have Issued a Warning About Flint Water Crisis Seven Months Sooner

Early in January 2016, Michigan Governor Rick Snyder declared a state of emergency in Flint, soon followed by President Barack Obama declaring the high levels of lead in Flint’s water sources a federal emergency. The Environmental Protection Agency’s Inspector General Arthur Elkins is now saying that Flint’s citizens…