Megyn Kelly Today Today: Some People Dance Now!
Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a new daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened…
Michael Phelps, Who Didn't Actually Race a Shark: 'I Had Fun Racing a Shark'
The ongoing furor in response to Michael Phelps not actually getting into open water with a great white shark to race…
You Can't Trust Shark Week
If you were fooled into thinking you’d be watching Michael Phelps race side-by-side with an actual great white shark,…
Ryan Lochte Is, Like, Kinda Upset His Frenemy Michael Phelps Never Called
Ryan Lochte is still trying to pick up the pieces of his self-shattered life after lying to the world about an armed…
Shade Court: Kate Upton's Revenge, Petty Politics and a Dumb Merman
I don’t know about you all but I’m settling back into things nicely. The gavel feels smooth in my hand and my robe…
Josh Duggar Sued for Allegedly Assaulting Woman During Sex
Adult film actress Danica Dillon is suing Josh Duggar, the most reliable sexual deviant from 19 Kids and Counting, for…
Michael Phelps Is Very Sorry About His DUI
In today's Tweet Beat, Michael Phelps expresses his remorse for recklessly putting the lives of others in danger for…
Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of Her Heart
Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the…
Nicki Minaj Is Voting For Mitt Romney Because Everything She Raps Is Definitely True
A Nicki Minaj verse on Lil Wayne's new mixtape Dedication 4 is whipping all the blogs up into an unnecessary frenzy…
Fifty Strokes of Gay: The Wonderfully Weird World of Filthy Olympic Swimming Fanfiction
If you can dream it, someone has written dirty fanfiction about it. There's sexy fanfiction about everything imaginable…
It's Official: Katy Perry Is Having Naked Sleepovers at John Mayer's House
Am I the last person to find this out? Oh my god, it's perfect. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's perfect!!! OH MY…
Michael Phelps Gets a Girlfriend, Everyone Immediately Assumes She's a Fame Whore
You guys know that's super rude, right? Like someone couldn't possibly like Michael Phelps because he's, um, a decent…
Olympian and MMA Fighter Ronda Rousey Thinks Michael Phelps Is Kind of an Asshole
Ronda Rousey, who took home the bronze medal in judo at the Beijing Olympics, has talked about the less lurid…
Michael Phelps Adds the Dirty Uncle Mustache Stroke to His Repertoire
Michael Phelps strokes his mustache during a news conference at the U.S. Olympic swimming trials, Saturday, June 23,…
Madonna's Ditching Kabbalah For A New Weird Religion
Madonna, noted Kabbalah enthusiast, has a new religion! Now she's (allegedly) into Opus Dei, the organization that was…
Is Eva Longoria Parker Getting Divorced Or What?
- Earlier today, it was reported that Tony Parker had filed for divorce from Eva Longoria Parker in Texas. Her rep says…
Paula's Star Search Gig; Angelina's School For Girls
- Will Paula Abdul host an "updated version" of Star Search?
Martha's Issues With Men; Lady Gaga's Near-Collapse
- Martha Stewart's ex-best friend has written a book, in which she claims that Martha is desperate for a new husband.
Jay-Z Takes Credit For Beyonce's Moves; Growing Pains Star Is Missing
- Jay-Z claimed on the Friday Night With Jonathan Ross that he's responsible for some of Beyonce's famous moves: "She's a…
Hilary Duff Engaged; Simon Wants Lady Gaga For American Idol
- Hilary Duff is engaged to NHL player Mike Comrie. According to Duff's rep: "After having been together for over two…