Melania Is Reportedly Very Good at Undermining Ivanka
According to the latest drop in a never-ending series of White House tell-alls, this one called Kushner, Inc.: Greed.…
Melania Trump Thought Australia's Foreign Minister Was the Foreign Minister's Wife
First Lady Melania Trump mistook Australia’s former foreign minister for the foreign minister’s wife, according to Julie…
Melania Chooses Spaghetti
On Tuesday, at a town hall in Las Vegas as part of her three-state tour promoting her “Be Best” initiative, First Lady…
Melania Trump Knows the President Will Never Ever Ever Be Best
Ahead of her trip to a school in Oklahoma, where Melania Trump will presumably end bullying as we know it, CNN’s…
Oh Look, Melania Is Taking 'Be Best' on the Road
First Lady Melania Trump will travel the country to promote her convoluted (and, some say, illiterate-sounding) Be Best…
Melania Attempts the Editor Drape
Melania Trump makes many fashion choices, most of which are questionable at best, but I’d like to focus today on her…
And Here We Have a Report About Donald and Melania Trump Making Out in the Dining Room of Mar-a-Lago
The intimacy, or lack thereof, between President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump has been meme fodder since the 2016…
'Piss Christ' Artist Now Proud Owner of a Piece of Trump's Wedding Cake
Andres Serrano, the artist famous for using human excrement, breast milk, urine, and semen in his artwork, is the proud…
Melania Trump's Friend Reportedly Told Her That Be Best 'Sounded Illiterate'
It turns out that hours of recorded conversations between Michael Cohen and Stephanie Winston Wolkoff—a former…
The Very Best of Melania Trump in Team of Vipers
Yet another former Trump administration lackey has published a tell-all memoir; this time, it’s Cliff Sims, who worked…
Melania's Snow Day
It snowed in Washington, D.C. this weekend, and all Donald Trump wanted, as he gazed out at the winter wonderland…
Is Melania Wearing Leather Pants, or Are Those Her Barbie Legs?
Life’s full of mysteries; on Thursday, Melania Trump returned from her husband’s impromptu visit to the troops in Iraq…
The Government's Shut Down, but NORAD and Melania Will Be Working on Christmas Eve
The government shutdown means many government workers are without pay for the holidays and that the Violence Against…
No Blood Trees Allowed in the Official White House Christmas Portrait
President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump posed for their official Christmas 2018 Christmas portrait. But…
Melania's Flack Speaks, Thanks to CNN
CNN has often been the particular focus of Donald Trump’s unsettling attacks on the press. The president has retweeted…
And Here We Have Melania Trump Reminiscing About Falling in Love With Donald Trump
Melania Trump, with new hair on her head, sat down with Sean Hannity on the USS George H.W. Bush for an exclusive…
A Man Coughed Up Melania's Christmas Tree
A man coughed up a blood clot in the exact shape of the passageway in the lung where it had been located:
Watch Her Eyebrow
I’m but a humble blogger, not a body language expert, but I know side eye when I see it. Michelle Obama served it up…
Melania, Among Trees
Ding, dong. Bing, bong. Carolers unite. Hear the bells, they are ringing, watch the children, they are singing. Deep in…