A Man Coughed Up Melania's Christmas Tree
A man coughed up a blood clot in the exact shape of the passageway in the lung where it had been located:
Watch Her Eyebrow
I’m but a humble blogger, not a body language expert, but I know side eye when I see it. Michelle Obama served it up…
Melania, Among Trees
Ding, dong. Bing, bong. Carolers unite. Hear the bells, they are ringing, watch the children, they are singing. Deep in…
Report: The White House is Full of Petty Motherfuckers
On Tuesday, it was reported that White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, the bad yet beleaguered man currently in charge…
Melania Trump's Communications Team Is Good at This
First Lady Melania Trump’s communications team, an excellent team, seems a little salty after Michelle Obama said Trump…
It Sure Seems Like Melania and Ivanka Trump Hate Each Other
How many Trumps cosplaying colonial oppression does the continent of Africa need? It appears that answer is two Trumps,…
Melania Trump, Graphic Designer
On this Election Day, a vital reminder that the Office of the First Lady’s graphic design team continues to Be Best.
Melania Trump Racked Up a $95,000 Hotel Bill for 6 Whole Hours in Cairo
First Lady Melania Trump managed to rack up a $95,050 hotel bill for one day in Cairo during her multi-nation tour of…
Being Best, Child Gives No Fucks About Meeting Melania
On Tuesday, the White House consigned 30 children from the Washington DC charter school Digital Pioneers Academy to…
Melania Still Mostly Hates Her Husband
Melania Trump, the most bullied person in the world, will not be accompanying Donald Trump as he campaigns for the…
Cardi B Considers Addressing Nicki Minaj Beef on New Project
Cardi B, who was among the performers at last night’s BET Hip-Hop Awards, is in the midst of completing a new album…
Donald Trump Reportedly Ripped Off Ansel Elgort's Dad
Donald Trump, president of the United States, once commissioned Arthur Elgort, famous photographer and father to actor a…
Melania Explains the Jacket
For the fortunate millions who did not watch ABC News’s Being Melania: The First Lady last night, congratulations! I…
Melania Trump Simply Doesn't Have Time to Think About Hubby's Alleged Infidelity
First Lady Melania Trump is a very busy woman who is far too busy to dwell on claims that her husband is an unfaithful…
Melania Trump Says Women Accusing Men of Sexual Assault Must 'Show the Evidence'
First Lady Melania Trump says she supports survivors of sexual assault and thinks they “need to be heard,” but also…
Melania Wore a Pith Helmet on Her African Adventure, a Very Interesting Choice
In keeping with her history of just really great and diplomatic fashion decisions, Melania is running around Africa…
This Baby Elephant Gets It
First Lady Melania Trump is currently on her four-country tour of Africa, and Friday, at the David Sheldrick Wildlife…
Melania Trump Releases Statement Denouncing Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed Which Means She Is Definitely Not the Author of the Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed, OK?
The office of First Lady Melania Trump has released a statement on the anonymous Trump official op-ed published on…
'No Way': Melania Reportedly Refused to Appear at Trump's Side Following the Access Hollywood Tape
Melania Trump refused to appear with husband Donald Trump in the wake of the infamous Access Hollywood tape, according…