In 1999, Australia held a referendum on whether to become a republic, deciding whether to chuck out Queen Elizabeth II as their technical head of state in favor of an elected official. It failed, but the country is chugging along toward another try. And I know how this koala will be voting!
Good morning! Meghan Markle is pregnant. It’s official, it’s confirmed, and they’re past the three-month mark.
Meghan Markle, Earth’s favorite distraction from our imminent demise, is now the topic of six to eight months of rampant speculation, and as a person who’s lost all optimism for the future, I couldn’t be more thrilled! She wore a spacious coat–spacious enough to conceal a snack pack of samosas or a baby, either of…
I read the magoozines. This is my story.
Rose McGowan is done with Hollywood, apparently. The Sunday Times interviewed McGowan and writes that she “swears she will never act again,” in order to remain critical of the industry. Not that she has any trouble doing that currently. “I just think they’re douchebags,” she says.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where FUCK it’s only Wednesday.
In a victory for lovers of kitschy costume jewelry reproductions the world over, the Buckingham Palace gift shop is now selling Meghan Markle’s engagement ring, priced to move at £30.
It’s hard not to love this story about a group of women cooks who came together after the Grenfell Tower fire and the day Meghan Markle visited their kitchen.
Did a local Miami news reporter get the scoop of a lifetime walking by Kensington Palace and spotting Meghan Markle picking up her own dog’s poop? “A source at the Palace” disputes it!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the Meghans are Markle and the only winner of the gig economy is reality star-turned-deep stealth sponconista Olivia Culpo.
Every time I think I’m done thinking about Duchess Meghan’s extended family, they go and do something I can’t turn away from. These people—Meghan’s half-sister Samantha in particular—are so starved for the spotlight (any spotlight!) and resentful of their family member being illuminated by one of the world’s largest…
If you missed the royal wedding itself, you have a second chance to come almost close enough to touch the hem of the happy couple’s regal garments, because Meghan’s dress is going on display.
What’s next for Harry and Meghan, other than a series of royal tours to bolster Brand Britain around the world after the United Kingdom shut its collective finger in the car door with Brexit? Getting a dog, obviously.
I’m so sorry to report that Meghan Markle has been robbed—by Harry Styles! Of her 2018 Teen Choice Award, that is. Styles, I hope you’re prepared to be eaten alive by the corgis for this offense against the majesty of the Crown!
Here’s a question: Balmoral, quiet misty haven or so freaking boring you’d run screaming onto the nearest heather-spotted moor? Well, if anybody has a direct line to Meghan Markle, you should ask her in the coming weeks, because she’s off for a visit.
Earlier this week, Evangeline Lilly told The Lost Boys podcast that she had felt like she “had no choice” over whether to remove her clothes for scenes in Lost, which left her “mortified” and in tears. She described two instances:
Thomas Markle, father of the future Queen of England (I know she’s a Duchess and I know she’ll never be Queen but let me be dramatic), was interviewed by The Daily Mail yet again because A) He has something new to say about his daughter’s marriage, and B) Their checks clear.*
Meghan Markle’s favorite food is pasta. Queen Elizabeth II is 92 years old and steers clear of starchy foods. By the ironclad natural laws of the tabloids, these two facts are fundamentally at odds and the pair are now AT WAR!
It is true, Lindsay Lohan is reinventing again with a Vanderpump Rules-inspired reality show about her Mykonos beach club, the first of the resort chain she’s planning. A source tells Page Six that it will be “cooler, hipper, edgier” version.
