It's Their Right to Be Hellish, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas Get Engaged After 2 Months of Dating

If I were Priyanka Chopra’s mother—indulge me here—and was asked by Priyanka and Nick Jonas to sit down for a nice meal only to have them nervously reveal their engagement during the main course, I would look my daughter in the eye and say, “Honestly? Whatever. Enjoy your life. It’s short.” Despite reports that…

What Kind of Man Takes His Wife's Last Name?

A new study looks at men’s nontraditional surname choices in heterosexual marriage and—in the words of ScienceDaily—asks, “What kind of guy would take his wife’s last name?” I don’t know, a guy who glances at the calendar on the wall and realizes that it’s 20FUCKING18 ALREADY AND WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS DUMB MRS.…

Amy Schumer Married a Chef Named Chris Fischer, and John Early Appears to Have Officiated

Us Weekly is reporting that comedian Amy Schumer married a chef named Chris Fischer in a “rented house in Malibu” on Tuesday. The ceremony was officiated by someone who looks a LOT like John Early in character as “Vicky,”and witnessed by people like her bff Jennifer Lawrence. Schumer confirmed the news on her…

Worlds Collide As Tiffany Trump Sprinkles Rose Petals at Platonic Vegas Wedding of NYC Prep Star

For years, I have been starved for news—any news—related to the short-lived and somewhat under-the-radar 2009 Bravo reality show NYC Prep, which followed a group of awkward, painfully privileged uptown kids pretending to care about cleft palates for their college applications. Today, my friends, we have been given…