Ivanka Trump and Steve Bannon Reportedly Had a Screaming Match
It has been a WILD day in Washington, lemme tell ya...
Marco Rubio Wants You to Fuck With Your Retirement If You Want Paid Family Leave
We’ve made it to August!
It Sure Seems Like Marco Rubio Subtweeted a Survivor of the Capital-Gazette Shooting
Senator Marco Rubio hopped on Twitter in the wee hours of Friday morning to decry a monumental societal ill, perhaps…
Marco, Over Here!!! Marco, Tell Us: What Do You Think of Kanye's New Album?????
Marco, oh my god, it’s Marco Rubio!!!! Oh my god, he heard me, he’s coming over. Senator Rubio, hi, you’re looking…
Republicans Nominate Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize? OK!!!!!!
My first barf, let’s get nauseous.
John Kelly, Whose Boss Is Donald Trump, Reportedly Believes That Women Are More Emotional Than Men
This does dovetail nicely with the White House’s unwritten policy of maintaining positions that directly contradict…
Marco Rubio Vanquished in Gun Control Town Hall Debate by Parents and Teens
I cried actual tears of joy and clenched my fists in righteous fury while watching Marco Rubio get owned so hard in the…
Donald Trump Calls Florida Shooter 'Mentally Disturbed,' Says Nothing About Gun Control
Another day that feels like a lifetime!
Ivanka Trump and Marco Rubio Are Reportedly Working on Republican-Friendly Paid Family Leave
Florida Senator Marco Rubio is working with Ivanka Trump to craft a paid family leave plan that will be appealing to…
Marco Rubio Backs the GOP's Horrible Tax Plan
This should be a contender for the best photo of 2017.
Donald Trump and Betsy DeVos Visit Private School Devoted to 'College and Heaven'
Hello, I’m writing this from a steaming puddle under my desk, because I just read a pool report about President Donald…
Trump Promises Investigation into Navy SEAL Op That Left 1 Dead
Trump had a quiet day, a good sign or a bad sign? Only time will tell...
Ivanka Trump Champions Child Care Benefits for the Rich as Republicans Act Like Children
Thank the good Lord that you’re not at CPAC.
Sen. Tom Cotton Got Dunked on By a 7-Year-Old at His Town Hall Meeting
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Arkansas), who is wrong about most things, inevitably found himself in the tricky position of…
Happy Anniversary to the Only Good Thing That Happened This Election
Remember when things were fun? I sort of can if I push all my anxieties way down and try to pretend like reality is a…
Florida Votes to Punish Marco Rubio With Four More Years
The state of Florida has sentenced Marco Rubio to four more years on the job, a fitting punishment for a miserable…
Marco Rubio Argues Against Abortions for Women Infected With Zika
On Saturday, August 6, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) argued that a woman infected with the Zika virus should not be permitted…
After Citing Orlando Shootings as a Reason to Run Again, Marco Rubio Will Speak at Anti-LGTBQ Event
Fresh off his failed attempt to win the Republican nomination for the presidency, Florida Senator Marco Rubio announced…
A Collection of Very Dumb Republican Thoughts on the Brexit
Yesterday, the UK voted—essentially by accident, both on the part of the pompous drip who called the referendum and the…