In the ’90s The X-Files became a nearly instantaneous addition to the American zeitgeist after building an entire…

On Tuesday morning, President Trump tweeted one of his most inane tweets in recent memory. He suggested that the…

Time to drink a gallon of Diet Dr. Pepper!

It has been a WILD day in Washington, lemme tell ya...

We’ve made it to August!

Senator Marco Rubio hopped on Twitter in the wee hours of Friday morning to decry a monumental societal ill, perhaps…

Marco, oh my god, it’s Marco Rubio!!!! Oh my god, he heard me, he’s coming over. Senator Rubio, hi, you’re looking…

My first barf, let’s get nauseous.

This does dovetail nicely with the White House’s unwritten policy of maintaining positions that directly contradict…

I cried actual tears of joy and clenched my fists in righteous fury while watching Marco Rubio get owned so hard in…

Another day that feels like a lifetime!

Florida Senator Marco Rubio is working with Ivanka Trump to craft a paid family leave plan that will be appealing to…

This should be a contender for the best photo of 2017.

Hello, I’m writing this from a steaming puddle under my desk, because I just read a pool report about President…

I’ve been looking at Jeff Sessions’s ears all day.

Trump had a quiet day, a good sign or a bad sign? Only time will tell...

Thank the good Lord that you’re not at CPAC.

Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Arkansas), who is wrong about most things, inevitably found himself in the tricky position of…

Remember when things were fun? I sort of can if I push all my anxieties way down and try to pretend like reality is…

The state of Florida has sentenced Marco Rubio to four more years on the job, a fitting punishment for a miserable…