You Don't Even Want to Know How Rich the Founder of Lululemon Is
Next time you pull your overpriced leggings up over your butt, think of Lululemon founder Chip Wilson, who’s now…
Bold as Brass Trio Allegedly Walks Into Lululemon and Steals $17,000 Worth of Leggings
Who needs the Met Ball when the perfect heist has been right before our very eyes all this time? I’m speaking, of…
Lululemon CEO Resigns After He 'Fell Short' of Company Standards
Lululemon CEO Laurent Potdevin abruptly resigned on Monday, with the retailer explaining in an announcement that it…
In the Future You Might Live in a Lululemon Home
Imagine this: it’s the year 2021 and you’ve just retreated to your Lululemon Home™. You’ve just spent all day doing…
Lululemon Suggests Beyoncé's Ivy Park Activewear Line 'Imitated' Their Brand, Is Wrong
The official Twitter account of Lululemon, the activewear line known for its semi-transparent yoga pants and a problemat…
Lululemon Founder Believes in 'Jewish Standard Time' and Also 'Coconut Time'
Now that he’s no longer with Lululemon, ex-CEO Chip Wilson is deep into the business of his new store, Kit and Ace.…
Lululemon Increases Markdowns, Sees Stocks Slip
Lululemon, the popular athleisure brand that once sold $108 prayer beads and inspired resellers to hawk a pair of…
Kate Hudson's Fabletics Targets Lululemon, Visible 'Pussy' in New Commercials
Years ago (or perhaps just months ago) Fabletics commercials were just footage of Kate Hudson laughing about something…
Ex Lululemon CEO Admits 2013 Interview Was 'Biggest Disaster of My Life'
Ever since the fateful day two years ago when Lululemon founder Chip Wilson uttered a slew of idiotic comments…
Need A Hug? Lululemon Can Help You With That (For A Price)
The cooler seasons are finally upon us, and, as such, physical affection is—for those of us who enjoy it—no longer a…
Lululemon Is Releasing a Beer Called 'Curiosity Lager' LMAO
Because How Does My Ass Look IPA and Conspicuous Consumption Please-Don’t-Call-Me-Stout were taken, Lululemon’s new,…
Lululemon Diaries: My Life in an Exploitative Libertarian Happiness Cult
In years past, Lululemon has made the news most frequently in matters related to founder Chip Wilson, a man prone to ton…
Lululemon Issues Recall After Rogue Drawstrings Menace Customers
Lululemon is once again dealing with a product recall. The company is recalling the drawstrings from over 318,000…
Is Lululemon's Logo Just Too Girly for Guys?
Lululemon is attempting to expand its reach by courting the gents. But could their logo be a problem? Could it be just…
Men Are Really Excited Over Lululemon's "Anti-Ball Crushing" Pants
Lululemon, hawker of overpriced yoga pants that pill because you're fat, hasn't been performing financially well as of…
Resellers Hope Idiots Will Pay $800 For Lululemon Shorts
Lululemon isn't just for yoga anymore. The athleisure (this is a word?) brand's clothing is quickly becoming less…
Lululemon Founder Chip Wilson Leaves, Feels Like He's 'Been in Prison'
Dennis "Chip" Wilson, the Lululemon co-founder whose mouth poops offensive statements, announced Monday that he's…
These $108 Lululemon Meditation Beads Seem Worth It
I feel relaxed even looking at that corporate logo! Lululemon, a brand of exercise wear notorious for attracting an…
Lululemon Partners Up with the Dalai Lama in Odd Charity Pact
Lululemon has announced a new charitable partnership with the Dalai Lama Center for Peace and Education, with plans to…
Lululemon's Dude Customers Will Finally Have a Store of Their Own
Men, get ready for (more) exercise clothes because Lululemon really thinks you need some. So much so, the company is…