Jan 4
Save
Save
Once, in the dark ages, humans donned cloth and polyester strips for our brief excursions into the realms of water.…
Dec 15
Save
Once again, people have taken to the internet unprompted to tell Lizzo what they think she should do with her body.…
Dec 15
Save
Save
Will and Grace actor Debra Messing, the only celebrity with a last name that accurately describes their behavior, is…
Jul 2
Save
Katy Kelleher
Save
Like many high school girls living in the early 2000s, I thought there was no higher fashion power in the universe…
Jun 11
Save
André Leon Talley should feel vindicated.
Apr 23
Save
Save
The renaissance of live music during the pandemic has been, frankly, mind-blowing. Just last week, I attended a Socce…
Apr 13
Save
Save
If more people shook their asses for charity, and also Jesus, on Easter Sunday, I’m sure the coffers of churches…
Mar 15
Save
Bethenny Frankel is not playing games with America’s billionaire class and took to Twitter to tell them to either…
Feb 3
Save
Save
Sometimes, bad things happen to good people. In some instances, a simple choice can push well-meaning individuals…
Jan 9 2020
Save
In a development that has the potential to break the hearts of millenials across the country, the much-anticipated Li…
Dec 20 2019
Save
Save
WHERE IS IT???? (Yeah): Full Tac, “Where’s My Juul??” - I, Ashley Reese, do not Juul. In fact, I’m convinced half my…
Dec 13 2019
Save
Save
I mean, whatever: Grimes, “4ÆM” - It’s currently unclear if I am capable of being objective about the quality of…
Dec 10 2019
Save
This website has already declared Lizzo’s now-infamous thong dress as “fine,” if perhaps a tad unhygienic, an…
Dec 9 2019
Save
Save
On Sunday night, while watching the Los Angeles Lakers play the Minnesota Timberwolves at the Staples Center in LA,…
Nov 24 2019
Save
Lizzo brought a very small accessory to the very big American Music Awards. Can you see it? Can I have one? Can…
Nov 16 2019
Save
Save
At BravoCon on Saturday, Andy Cohen announced his latest franchise: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!!!! I have…
Oct 23 2019
Save
Save
Last week, songwriters/producers Justin and Jeremiah Raisen posted a lengthy Instagram caption accusing Lizzo of…
Oct 19 2019
Save
Save
Alec Baldwin, a man who made a career comeback by being very good at playing petulant, tone-deaf, wealthy men, seems…
Oct 15 2019
Save
Save
The line “I just took a DNA test/Turns out, I’m 100 percent that bitch” has been quoted ad nauseam since Lizzo’s…