After two years, a heavy financial and emotional investment, and many, many expressionless stares from Tom Schwartz during its development, Lisa Vanderpump’s latest sexy, unique LA bar, Tom Tom, is ready to open.

In Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion on Tuesday night, Andy Cohen encouraged the women in the group to discuss our favorite topic, which is, of course, The Purge. Just kidding, it’s feminism. Brittany and Lala, what do you think?

A little after 9 p.m. on a Tuesday, the man of the hour strolls into SUR.

The Christmas lights are sparkling, there’s a chill in the air, and my mother just sent me a large $14.99 dreidel ornament. Yes—it is time, my good friends, to get back in the saddle for Season 6 of Vanderpump Rules. That’s right, my fellow PumpHeads, there have been six glorious seasons of this awful mess.

In an interview with Marie Claire, Winona Ryder opened up about the Netflix smash that rebooted her career (Stranger Things), how it feels to be famous again, how it felt to first become famous in the first place, and why she’ll never ever get into social media.

Though his sitcom Last Man Standing was canceled by ABC after six seasons and 130 episodes way back in May, Tim Allen has not stopped letting everyone who’ll listen know that he’s pissed off. Though ABC has claimed that the show was simply too expensive due to a complicated “ownership structure,” Allen remains…

Robert Pattinson was interviewed by Howard Stern this week, and that means Robert Pattinson said some interesting things worthy of taking the top spot in today’s Dirt Bag. First of all, Pattinson revealed that he and long-time fiancé FKA Twigs are “kind of engaged.” I’m not sure whether that means “it’s complicated”…

Folks, she did it. The road was long and made even more difficult by five-inch Louboutins. The fight was brutal and even Leona Lewis had to lend a hand. However, in the end, it was all worth it because Lisa Vanderpump and her pink encrusted activism has ended the Yulin Dog Meat Festival.

This season of Vanderpump Rules is centered around a wedding between two people who clearly despise each other—not to be confused with season 3 of Pump Rules, which was centered around a wedding between a woman and a tree stump (who was recently served with divorce papers).

It’s hard to find something to watch right now that can adequately distract my anxious brain from the brisk totalitarian takeover of the United States of America. TV shows can only do so much, you know? Even 30 Rock, a universal last-ditch balm for dark times, feels like a painful reminder of a more rational universe.…

In addition to starring on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump is a “huge supporter of the LGBTQ community,” a “humanitarian,” and an “animal rights activist” (all her words). Now, thanks to a sparkling new deal with Bravo, Lisa—who reportedly agreed to return for RHOBH’s seventh season under the…

In good news for animal lovers and slightly less good news for Leona Lewis’s pop career, the singer has released the very grammatically confusing “(We All Are) Looking For Home” in partnership with the organizations Stop Yulin Forever and the Vanderpump Dog Foundation. The “charity track” is meant to generate…

Part one of Tuesday night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was spent exactly as longtime viewers of the show expected—with the women arguing over who said what in regards to Yolanda Foster’s Lyme disease and/or Munchausen syndrome.

Last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills featured a scene in which Lisa Vanderpump hosts a white party in Southampton. Everyone was there (except Yolanda, who was getting her implants removed)—Lisa V., Lisa R., Kyle, Eileen, Ken, Giggy, and me.

My first white party began, like every good fairy tale, with an emailed invitation from a PR professional.

Brandi Glanville was stopped by a cameraman from TMZ and asked about her Real Housewives situation. For whatever reason, she decided to answer all of his questions - including her theory about Kyle and Lisa’s relationship.

Above, you'll find a video of the most incredible day of my life.

It is with both pride and slight dejection that I admit to having watched every single episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I’m not going to explain myself. Just know that it’s a fact.

Everyone cheats. Everyone lies. Everyone's a sucky friend on Vanderpump Rules. Currently in its third season, Bravo's mind-boggling spin-off of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has produced some entertaining and truly trifling moments thanks to its shady, obnoxious cast.