Jul 13
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Last week, reports surfaced that Lisa Vanderpump’s “famed” Beverly Hills restaurant Villa Blanca was closing. Some…
May 20
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It’s been a long season for viewers of Vanderpump. I’d normally summarize events up top, but I’m at a loss for what…
May 6
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As teased in Tuesday night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, a show I can no longer bring myself to watch even with the…
Apr 7
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Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are mostly fine, if her recent memoir Inside Out is anything to be believed. Unlike her…
Jan 30
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One of Lisa Vanderpump’s businesses is facing legal action. And no, this isn’t about that lawsuit against Lisa and…
Jan 17
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In the words of Karlie Kloss, “I’m not the only person in this country who does not necessarily agree with their…
Jan 8
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In the opening moments of Tuesday night’s Vanderpump Rules Season 8 premiere, a random TomTom employee solemnly…
Jan 8
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Restaurateurs Lisa Vanderpump and her sentient dog tote of a husband Ken Todd have been sued for failing to pay…
Nov 18
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If I was allowed to walk a mile in Lisa Vanderpump’s Louboutins—I’d trip. Her feet are much smaller than mine, and…
Sep 30
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The best seasons of Vanderpump Rules are, bar none, the first few, when the show’s main protagonists were sloppy…
Aug 21
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Recently, while working on a story concerning Lisa Vanderpump’s sprawling West Hollywood empire, I encountered a…
Aug 2 2019
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck—it’s probably a prank wedding designed to boost the public profiles…
Jul 26 2019
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If the image of a lonely, sad Ryan Seacrest pleading with a bouncer for entry to a birthday party delights…
Jul 19 2019
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Kourtney Kardashian won’t take a stand against the Kraft singles and chocolate pudding being served in an elementary…
Jul 1 2019
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Everyone got married over the weekend: Joe Jonas and Game of Thrones’ Sophie Turner tied the knot, again, this time…
Jun 20 2019
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Not a day goes by when I don’t think of the scene from Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldblum holds Laura Dern’s hand and…
Jun 7 2019
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The Queen of Diamonds has left the building (better described as a palatial mansion). The news of Lisa Vanderpump’s…
Jun 4 2019
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Lisa Vanderpump will NOT be returning to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for its 10th season, NOR will she be…
May 7 2019
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While much of the pop culture-savvy population spent Monday night glued to Twitter and their television screens to…
May 1 2019
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Welcome to your reality TV-themed dirt bag. Buckle up, it’s gonna get messy.