Pro-Life Group Has Nothing to Say About Children in Cages
Thousands of families are being separated at the United States border thanks to Attorney General Jeff Sessions’s…
Body of Man Smothered to Death by Own Porn Collection Discovered Six Months Later
The Daily Mail reported on Friday that a man died tragically several months ago when a portion of his nearly six-ton…
Millihelen Is Dead, Long Live Millihelen
From the day we started this here “beauty” blog, it’s felt like we’re getting away with something. Here was a site…
I'm Inspired By This One Bear
Are you thinking about giving up on something? Well, consider these bears. Consider this one bear. The bear who had a…
The Tragic Beauty of Life After Smoking
Recently I was at a barbecue of full-fledged actual adults and their spawn, and was thrilled when it took less than a…
Should Doing Porn Ruin Your Life? (No, Of Course Not. But It Might)
If there's one thing everyone in the adult industry wants you to know, it's this: The internet is forever. And whether…
Should You Really Marry Your Best Friend?
It's an oft-given piece of marital advice that you should marry your bestie, and new research claims doing so doubles…
Newsflash: You Can't Steal Someone Else's Partner
One day hanging out on the grassy knoll freshman year at college, a free-spirited woman on roller skates approached…
We Are Hardwired to Screw Ourselves Over Until the Day We Die
Think of yourself on your worst behavior: did you construct an elaborate narrative to justify it? Probably. But that…
I Am Mozart Boob Twerk Girl. I Twerked My Boobs to Mozart.
My name is Sara, but by now you might better know me as "the Mozart boob twerk girl" from sites all over the internet, i…
Let This New Mary J. Blige Song Imbue You With Life
"Nobody" is a classic later-era Mary J. Blige love song in the spirit of Mary J. Blige love songs: she is singing as…
Adorable 100-Year-Old Wishes He Maybe Banged More Friends' Wives
At 99 years young, Los Angeles resident and lawn bowling aficionado Fred Fox is feeling his age — he needs pills so he…
For Your Consideration: A Herd of Gleeful Baby Goats
You know a goat video is pretty good when you don't even really mind that it's shot vertically.
Practical College Courses That Don't Exist But Really Should
Why do we go to college? Is it to learn a skill? Is to learn how to think? Is it to meet a future mate? Is it to become…
Things That Won't Complete You
"You complete me" is not just a memorable quote from high-stakes sports rommy commy Jerry Maguire — it's a popular…
Your Official List of New Life Milestones
Career? Working on it. Babies? Maybe. Property? In this economy? Marriage? Eh? It's not news that women are dismissing…
13 Reasons the World Is Still Awesome
Happy Monday. Last week sucked — fuck last week. THAT SAID, the world still has some stuff going for it, and because…
Here's How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a 1942 Issue of LIFE
I probably should've tagged this as NSFW because it's super spicy! Found via The Mary Sue, who were kind enough to…
Terrible New Arizona Law Forces Horrified Parents to Watch their Babies Die
It's tough to find a job in this sluggish economy, but now, thanks to a law about to take effect in the state of…
Hundreds of Stock Photos Add Up to One Very Sweet Love Story
To create an ad for Getty Images, agency AlmapBBDO sorted through some 5,000 stock photo images and found 873 of them…