Let the mighty river of verbal diarrhea that is Kanye West, father of three, wash over you in a new song “XTCY,” which dropped around 11 PM Calabasas time on Friday night; the track was announced alongside a family photo of the Kardashian-Jenner sisters which appears to have been taken the previous evening at his…
Pat McGrath—legendary makeup artist to the supes of the ’90s and beyond— launched her own makeup line in 2016, after decades of work as one of fashion’s most successful and in-demand, and by far the most inventive. Pat McGrath Labs, her eponymous makeup line, has now been valued at an estimated $1 billion, neatly…
In a 12-minute video accompaniment to their hyperbolic and less-than-revealing GQ cover story that I watched at 1.5x speed (which is roughly 7.9 minutes) because even I have better things to do with my life than this, Kylie Jenner and her partner Travis Scott sat down and played something called the “Kylie Quiz,”…
Kylie Jenner, the youngest of Kris Jenner’s brood of wealthy ladies, is on the cover of Forbes, dressed in a sharp-shouldered blazer like a small child playing dress up, smiling an inscrutable grin. The accompanying article promises to tell us how Kylie Jenner made almost $900 million in three years. To their credit,…
In a photo of herself posing beside longtime BFF Anastasia Karanikolaou uploaded to Instagram Sunday night, Kylie Jenner quietly revealed that the pair of lips that launched a billion-dollar makeup empire are back to their natural size and shape.
Did you spend the night sleeping in a pool of your own sweat? Or on the bathroom floor maybe? Or perhaps you had the overhead fan on, but it wasn’t doing enough, so you opened the windows and slathered on insect repellent, only to wake up every two hours to the agony of an oblong-shaped mosquito bite on the one…
At some point in the past week, many people decided that the real father of Kylie Jenner’s very adorable and chubby-cheeked baby Stormi was not Travis Scott, but her extremely hot security detail Tim Chung.
Dream big in America, and you might launch a successful cosmetics line over social media. Dream bigger, and you can rent out all of Six Flags all for yourself for a whole entire night! Dream really big, and you can buy Six Flags, lock the gates, and take shelter under a roller coaster and live on a lifetime supply of…
In the latest installment of “what you motherfuckers mad about today?” a Cardi B tweet which deserves a spot on VH1, we have: the mom-shaming of the Kardashian Jenner family. The issue at stake, Kylie Jenner’s fingernails, was mentioned in this morning’s Dirt Bag, but according to you motherfuckers, it deserves…
The man pictured above at some sort of pop-up McDonald’s booth is Brody Jenner. For a moment in the early 2000s that lasted about as long as it takes to clear one’s throat, he was Caitlyn Jenner’s Most Famous Child. His younger half-sister Kylie currently holds that title, and gave birth to a baby named Stormi on…
Earlier this week it came to the attention of everyone in the world that Kylie Jenner’s baby was named Stormi “no middle name” Webster. And half the world’s population was all “glad that’s over with,” while the other half spotted a possible homage to Donald Trump’s alleged former mistress ‘Stormy Daniels.’” (Stormy…
Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott have named the blessed child “Stormi.” Get used to saying it.
Earth has, at long last, been blessed with Kylie Jenner’s baby. There are many ways to mark this happy occasion, like hosting a birth video screening party, or crafting frames for the Kardashian family Instagrams, or knitting the baby a bespoke cropped tracksuit. If none of that appeals to you, Snapchat has made a…
YES those were baby bumps. The father is Travis. It was real. It’s on social media. It’s a girl! The baby ate cheeseburgers in utero. The baby is three days old. Here is the video. Bonus: Chicago West debuts at 8:26!
For the second time in six months, Amber and Elon have grown tired of each other’s musks and called it quits. According to a report by Page Six, the tech billionaire who will probably live forever and actress, doomed to die eventually because she’s no longer with him, ended their relationship because “the timing…
Apparently no one checked in on the guy who played Barney for a while, and boy has he been up to stuff!
Baby bump detectives (everyone) are working hard on Kylie Jenner’s warped pregnancy timeline, and the puzzle is starting to look like a baby, ergo: omfg.
After waiting patiently through 25 days of faded blue denim, white tops, and a Christmas tree harvested from The Polar Express’s uncanny valley, Kim Kardashian finally revealed her family’s full Christmas card. But the final photo, published Monday night, did not contain what many followers had expected since day 1: a…
