Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons Are Reportedly Expecting a Baby, Which Is Nice to Hear

Like most of this planet’s 7.6 billion people, I’m not friends with Kirsten Dunst. I’ve never met Kirsten Dunst. I’ve never even been in the same room as a version of Kirsten Dunst that wasn’t projected onto a screen. But I have been a fan of Kirsten Dunst since 1995 (the year Jumanji was released), I think Dick is…