Kim Kardashian is not sorry about wearing her hair in cornrows to the MTV Movie and TV Awards last month, an act which she said came from “a real place of love and appreciation.”

During her sold out show at Carnegie Hall Tuesday night (which she reportedly began by saying “I am the mayor of Zero Fucksville. Welcome to my town”) comedian Kathy Griffin regaled audiences with the same old shit her audiences have come to expect and desire: excitedly delivered stories about her interactions with…

A local news station got the scoop of a lifetime on Wednesday. It is titled: “Kim Kardashian West: ‘I’m Over Selfies’”. Just like that.

The MTV Movie & TV Awards, for a famous person nominated or someone just looking for something to do on a Saturday in June, appears to be a very difficult event to get dressed for!

Earlier this month, Kim Kardashian West got Donald Trump to pardon great-grandmother Alice Johnson, a cause unnamed activists have been working on for years, which Trump flicked away within just a week of Kim’s visit to the Oval Office. She’s feeling empowered. This is good! Now CNN’s Van Jones is adding, just a…

Kim Kardashian has denied being used by Donald Trump in his shallow attempts to come across as a competent, compassionate president instead of an incompetent, racist asshole.

Donald Trump, who has so far pardoned a racist sheriff and a neocon perjurer, has made a rare exception from his pattern of using his power to clear the names of terrible men: On Wednesday, Trump commuted the sentence of 63-year-old Alice Marie Johnson, who has served 21 years of a life sentence without parole for a…

In case you missed the Tussaud-adjacent photo that came out of it, Kim Kardashian met with Donald Trump last week to ask him to pardon a woman named Alice Marie Johnson. Johnson is a 63-year-old grandmother who is currently serving a life sentence in prison for a nonviolent drug-related offense.

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A scene from my nightmares will unfold in our nation’s capital on Wednesday: Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump will meet in the White House, thanks to “months” of back-channel talks between the princess of Calabasas and Jared Kushner.

For those of us bleary, coffee in hand, who rose to this 7AM TMZ headline:

A light and globular Dirt Bag for you this evening!

On Tuesday, Kim Kardashian posted, for her 111 million followers on Instagram, an image of herself, seemingly nude and in full glam, sucking provocatively on a lollipop. For anyone casually scrolling through their feed, nothing about the photo—which Buzzfeed reports was accidentally deleted then restored by…

Kim Kardashian has trademarked the name of her new lingerie line, because she wants to dress us all from the skin outward. Unfortunately, there’s a “second skin” that’s been around a lot longer with the same name.

Bringing her family some much-needed good press, Kim Kardashian West is reportedly working with third-tier Scooby Doo villains Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump to pardon 62-year-old Alice Marie Johnson. Her file is apparently on President Trump’s desk “for review.”

Good arbiters of Dirt Bags, today I bring you several missives from my Twitter feed, most of them (okay all) having to do with Kanye.

Kanye West—musician, free thinker, Candace Owens number one fan—made sure to let his Twitter followers know that he doesn’t actually agree with Trump about everything because.... Kim told him to.

In case you have forgotten what Kim Kardashian’s naked body looks like, please direct your attention to Twitter, where she will show you for advertising’s sake, in startling high-definition.

A classic Hollywood union disintegrated this week and fans are naturally looking for answers, hence rumors have been circulating, one of which claims that Jenna Dewan Tatum and Channing Tatum’s marriage is ending because the latter was indulging in an even more famous couple known as “drinking and flirting.”

ATTENTION: in a move being described as “fearless,” Kim Kardashian-West has appeared publicly in bike shorts, a fanny pack, the sweatshirt from my bottom drawer, commuting sneakers and socks, fucking socks–so that we may feel the sun on our faces once more.