Where Were You When You Found Out [checks notes] Tristan Cheated on [checks notes] Khloé?

The moon landing. The Kennedy assassination. “I’m not looking for a man. Let’s start there.” The 2016 election. These are events that define a generation—moments we’ll never forget, nor forget where we were when we learned that they’d happened. Is Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloé Kardashian one of those events? No.…

Kim Kardashian Says Kanye Is 'Harassing' Her for Seven Kids 

Kim Kardashian has revealed that Kanye has been “harassing” her for more children. During a conversation with her BFF Larsa Pippen, aired during this week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim stated that her conservative hubby is “stuck” on the idea of adding to their brood of three. Kim, who has spoken…

Hailey Bieber Is Soon to Be Wed, Trademarked

I asked my roommate for thoughts on the news that Hailey Baldwin is trademarking her post-marital name “Hailey Bieber,” and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” I told him she’s marrying Justin Bieber and is one of the bad Baldwin’s daughters, and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” And then we changed the…

Kim Kardashian Pays Tribute to Penis Pasta

So much pasta is like dicks, but only one pasta is a lot like dicks. That’s right, I’m talking about penis pasta, a bachelorette party staple from-a the old country whose history I’m having a hard time googling. Let’s say it was invented on Oct. 19, 18……………47! By an old woman. Named Kathy, perhaps. That would make…

Unwrapping the Beef: What's Up With Jameela Jamil and the Kardashians, aka 'Double Agents of the Patriarchy'?

In May, my colleague Megan Reynolds wrote a smart piece unpacking a particular phenomenon within the wellness scam: Celebrities like the Kardashians selling fad diets, waist trainers and the like to women on social media through paid promotions labeled #ads. From this relatively new trend of weight-loss sponcon came…

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