Hailey Bieber Is Soon to Be Wed, Trademarked

I asked my roommate for thoughts on the news that Hailey Baldwin is trademarking her post-marital name “Hailey Bieber,” and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” I told him she’s marrying Justin Bieber and is one of the bad Baldwin’s daughters, and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” And then we changed the…

Kim Kardashian Pays Tribute to Penis Pasta

So much pasta is like dicks, but only one pasta is a lot like dicks. That’s right, I’m talking about penis pasta, a bachelorette party staple from-a the old country whose history I’m having a hard time googling. Let’s say it was invented on Oct. 19, 18……………47! By an old woman. Named Kathy, perhaps. That would make…

Unwrapping the Beef: What's Up With Jameela Jamil and the Kardashians, aka 'Double Agents of the Patriarchy'?

In May, my colleague Megan Reynolds wrote a smart piece unpacking a particular phenomenon within the wellness scam: Celebrities like the Kardashians selling fad diets, waist trainers and the like to women on social media through paid promotions labeled #ads. From this relatively new trend of weight-loss sponcon came…

21-Year-Old Adult Chloe Grace Moretz Deftly Handles Stupid Feud With 37-Year-Old Child Kim Kardashian

Chloe Grace Moretz went on Watch What Happens Live to promote her upcoming film The Miseducation of Cameron Post (the first of two dramas about 1990s-era gay conversion therapy to be released this year) and was forced to (willingly agreed to?) take part in the show’s potentially scripted yet enjoyable call-in segment,…