I asked my roommate for thoughts on the news that Hailey Baldwin is trademarking her post-marital name “Hailey Bieber,” and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” I told him she’s marrying Justin Bieber and is one of the bad Baldwin’s daughters, and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” And then we changed the…
So much pasta is like dicks, but only one pasta is a lot like dicks. That’s right, I’m talking about penis pasta, a bachelorette party staple from-a the old country whose history I’m having a hard time googling. Let’s say it was invented on Oct. 19, 18……………47! By an old woman. Named Kathy, perhaps. That would make…
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian met with Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni in Kampala on Monday, ignoring his long history of human rights abuses to present him with a brilliant white pair of signed Yeezy sneakers.
Kris Jenner, who weaves the fabric of our reality, also borrows her daughter’s clothes.
Aging conservative rapper Kanye West has had quite a weekend! After his stint on SNL for the season premiere, clips from Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians began circulating online, featuring the Kardashian-Jenner Klan’s second confirmed Trump supporter (the first being Caitlyn, who voiced her support…
One could certainly interpret Kim Kardashian West’s head-to-toe trench coat and boot ensemble printed with fake dollar bills valued by Page Six at a total of $7825 (including a $4,000 crystal emoji coinpurse) as a powerful statement about how we consume income inequality as entertainment in America. Or not.
Like an especially stupid moth drawn to the same flickering, dim flame, I am still compelled by the Kardashian Klan’s comings and goings, perhaps because my brain is broken beyond repair—or maybe, because Kimberly’s fashion choices are both compelling and repugnant, quite often in the same breath.
Pickles! Confusing, right? Are they cucumbers or no?? Kim Kardashian has been wondering about this for nearly a decade.
Larry David’s 24-year-old daughter, Cazzie David (who also used to date this guy) has apparently been getting after Kim Kardashian for her what she alleges is an excessive plastic bottle use problem.
In May, my colleague Megan Reynolds wrote a smart piece unpacking a particular phenomenon within the wellness scam: Celebrities like the Kardashians selling fad diets, waist trainers and the like to women on social media through paid promotions labeled #ads. From this relatively new trend of weight-loss sponcon came…
ET and TMZ report that Kim Kardashian is trying to secure a pardon for another person facing a life sentence for a nonviolent drug offense. Kardashian is reportedly back at the White House on Wednesday to discuss the case of Chris Young, a man whose 2010 arrest for marijuana and cocaine possession led to a life…
What type of birds are Kim, Kanye, and krew?
Here’s a lovely photo of Kanye West raising a lithe, sun-scorched woman wrapped in latex into the driver’s seat of the Mercedes G-Wagon, as men do. He took her out for ice cream. Aw.
Harvey Levin, the founder of TMZ who has become quite cozy with Donald Trump, has set his sights on the next POTUS: Kris Jenner.
The clear shoes that Kim Kardashian West has been wearing out and about in support of her husband’s clothing line are... a choice for some and not for all. They are also probably going to give Kim a foot infection, so good luck with that!
Let the mighty river of verbal diarrhea that is Kanye West, father of three, wash over you in a new song “XTCY,” which dropped around 11 PM Calabasas time on Friday night; the track was announced alongside a family photo of the Kardashian-Jenner sisters which appears to have been taken the previous evening at his…
The Kardashians are fighting over who does the least, which…………trick question! But we have to wonder, are any of these fights real?
After 10+ years watching her snowball into a bigger and more powerful force of nature—overcoming controversy after controversy with the help of her distressingly media savvy family—I feel like the slow, steady decline of Kim Kardashian has finally begun. Though once an avid viewer of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a…
Chloe Grace Moretz went on Watch What Happens Live to promote her upcoming film The Miseducation of Cameron Post (the first of two dramas about 1990s-era gay conversion therapy to be released this year) and was forced to (willingly agreed to?) take part in the show’s potentially scripted yet enjoyable call-in segment,…
Kim Kardashian is not sorry about wearing her hair in cornrows to the MTV Movie and TV Awards last month, an act which she said came from “a real place of love and appreciation.”
