If you’re loving Instagram on a Wednesday night, it must be Valentine’s Day.
Last December Kanye West debuted his Yeezy collection on the Instagram of one of his biggest fans: Kim Kardashian. Kim uploaded a series of boring, faux-paparazzi photos of her drinking smoothies or checking the trunk of her car. It was nothing out of the ordinary considering she posts similar photos of herself taken…
On Monday night, Kim Kardashian West posted nine very thirsty photos to her Twitter and Instagram feeds. In one, she’s topless under a fur coat. Her breasts are exposed, but her nipples have been blurred out to avoid being banned from the platform. In another, she’s dressed in a sheer white top (nipples blurred yet…
Just when you thought Harvey Weinstein could not possibly have amassed any more victims, Anne Heche has come forward to say that she was also sexually harassed by the producer, alleging she was fired from a job for refusing to perform oral sex on him. From IndieWire:
At one point in time Kim Kardashian did not have any babies. Then, suddenly, she had one. Later, she had a second. And now, finally, she has a third. Funny how a human can not exist one minute and then, poof, there they are. Alive. Breathing. Crying. Being written about on TMZ.
The first time I came across this story, I read it as “socks,” not “stocks,” and was extremely impressed, but what the cold hard truth boils down to is that Kanye West gifted Kim Kardashian money for Christmas. Temperamental money, but money nonetheless.
A decade in the 21st century can feel like an eternity. In 2007, when Jezebel came into the world, George W. Bush was president, the iPhone was barely born, and Fergie had three entire songs in the Billboard top 20. Ten years later, Bush has retired to a quiet life as a painter, smartphones are nigh-sentient, Taylor…
After waiting patiently through 25 days of faded blue denim, white tops, and a Christmas tree harvested from The Polar Express’s uncanny valley, Kim Kardashian finally revealed her family’s full Christmas card. But the final photo, published Monday night, did not contain what many followers had expected since day 1: a…
The network that brings you Project Runway, and Project Runway All Stars, will soon be airing a beauty competition executive produced by Kim Kardashian and hosted by Orange Is the New Black’s Laverne Cox, who will also serve as a judge.
Kim Kardashian’s new perfume made $10 million dollars in its first day on sale. One week later, it’s completely sold out. Lotta people want to stink like a Kardashian’s crystal collection.
This year Katy Perry was set to perform at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Shanghai, but there’s an unexpected twist—she’s banned from China “indefinitely.” Ahhh!
Just yesterday, I, a stupid person, watched Kim Kardashian’s interview on Ellen—the one where she refused to discuss the alleged pregnancies of her sisters Khloe and Kylie—and thought about how dull they all suddenly were. The E! machine has spent over 10 years squeezing stories out of this family, and their latest is…
I love it when celebrities get interviewed about their fragrances. What is there to say about a fragrance, ever? Usually: very little. This time? So much.
Louis C.K.’s former manager, Dave Becky, has issued an apology for trying to cover up complaints raised by two of C.K.’s accusers, Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov. The two women were among the five cited in a New York Times story that finally solidified long-swirling rumors about C.K.’s misconduct. From Variety:
Best friend of Kim Kardashian and sworn enemy of restaurateurs everywhere Jonathan Cheban has revealed plans to change his legal name to Foodgod, per a report by Page Six.
Jennifer Lawrence stood in for Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday night, wearing the strangest outfit I’ve ever seen to conduct a superfan interview with “our lord Jesus God” Kim Kardashian. Kim managed to evade some of the more uncomfortable questions and ends up being more of a straight man to her…
Update 10/29 2:06PM: Chastidy Garner Valentine has won Halloween. See below.
If you are somebody who spends an inordinate amount of time taking selfies and posting them on the internet for a following the size of a small country, then Halloween is your fucking job. And because the jig is up with sexy animals, sexy celebrities seem to be swapping outfits with other sexy celebrities.