It was only two weeks ago when I was last blogging about the privileged cluelessness of the Kardashians Klan after Ki…

The celebrity gossip pipeline has only provided me with the following dribble of interesting information to discuss…

Taylor Swift has spent the last two years of the Trump presidency making up for the fact that she stayed completely…

A lazy attempt by the Trump campaign to smear Lady Gaga as an “anti-fracking activist” (not a smear, by the way!) bou…

So many celebrities dressed up for Halloween last night, and so many of them looked bad! It’s truly wild to think…

Kendall Jenner very bravely came out as a “stoner” on a recent episode of the podcast “Sibling Rivalry with Kate…

Horrified at how obviously the President is trying to undermine November’s election? Stars… They’re just like us!

In a word: Yes. In another word? Yes!

Fyre Festival, an eternal flame of joy that always seems to reappear, has produced another ember of Schadenfreudean…

Today in celebrities doing stupid things: Kendall Jenner and Phoenix Suns basketball player Devin Booker decided to…

Cardi B wants more sex, but she’s on her period, so she isn’t really feeling it. A common and extremely relatable…

A great prophet once said, “It’s 0 to 60 in 3.5—Baby, you got the keys. Now shut up and drive.” Throughout the many…

At some point in the very recent future, Ben Affleck was trawling celebrity dating app Raya, looking for a “real…

Usually I start these things with some sort of heartwarming story, or diatribe about an abstract concept, but today…

To prepare for her role in Bombshell, a movie about the sexual harassment that pervaded Fox News under Roger Ailes,…

Here’s why the Kardashians should be canceled. Check out Jezebel’s Cancel Tournament to see what ultimately got…

We’ve been standing here, pointing at Justin Timberlake, for weeks now. He’s apologized once, to his “amazing wife” J…

I don’t actually know what Quibi is and refuse to Google it, but based on headlines, I assume it’s like a version of…

It’s the end of an era in the United States of America. As a mournful sky slowly gathers above New York City, and…

Solange Knowles and Alan Ferguson have split up after 11 years together and nearly 5 years of marriage. It was…