Some absolutely frivolous news to take your mind off of he-who-shall-not-be-named, not in this blog at least!

While appearing on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night, Naomi Campbell was asked for her thoughts on a young model named Kendall Jenner. I have no doubts that this question was planted by the folks at Bravo in order to create some viral content, but I also have no doubts that Campbell’s response was unplanned…

Let the mighty river of verbal diarrhea that is Kanye West, father of three, wash over you in a new song “XTCY,” which dropped around 11 PM Calabasas time on Friday night; the track was announced alongside a family photo of the Kardashian-Jenner sisters which appears to have been taken the previous evening at his…

As their way of celebrating Khloe Kardashian giving birth to her first child while also participating in that sweet sweet Kardashian Baby Kontent stream, W posted a video of Khloe’s half-sister Kendall Jenner edited to say “BABY” three times on a loop, and—as I type this—I have had it open in the background for…

One guaranteed way to make us normals roll our eyes a whole lot is to make us watch a piece of art about the existential crises of the rich and famous. You know, lazy music videos from pop stars, New York Times bestsellers with pretty covers, and Sofia Coppola movies in which the protagonists wallow through their…

Timothée Chalamet (pronounced “Timothy” not “Teem-oh-tay,” according to his close friend Ansel Elgort) was on The Tonight Show with Jimée Fallon on Wednesday and did a very standard “I’m new here” interview during which he charmed the socks off both Fallon and his audience by discussing his wide-eyed first experience…

The celebrities reliably flew into Aspen for their annual Dec 21st-Dec 31st parade, or, “hit the slopes,” and then generated a thousand bajillion slideshows like this:

Paris Hilton is at Burning Man for the second time, which means it’s selfie time on the playa byotchezzzzz. She appears to be wandering through the desert swathed in gold lamé and pink fur, leading around a squad and a professional photographer and somebody to pick up her poop because it is camping, after all. Here…

Kendall Jenner reportedly won’t be walking in this years Victoria’s Secret Fashion show because of her deal with Italian lingerie brand La Perla.

The social media standoff between Kendall Jenner and popular Williamsburg “haunt” Baby’s All Right over an alleged failure to tip has escalated, which is perfectly fine by me, as it is the only nuclear confrontation I am emotionally capable of engaging with right now.

This afternoon, popular Brooklyn bar/venue Baby’s All Right published an Instagram photo of what appears to be a receipt from Kendall Jenner that didn’t include a tip on a $24 charge. It did include a very large autograph, however. Is that a J and a K? Can anyone help me out?

Kendall Jenner’s lawyer Shawn Holley was in court today to present a declaration from Jenner’s head of security, which was apparently enough to convince the judge to grant Jenner a permanent restraining order against a fan who’s been writing her copious love letters since February.

You might remember that Kylie and Kendall Jenner were selling shirts of their faces screen-printed onto photos of artists like Tupac and Biggie. And even though they removed them from their site (and apologized), that hasn’t stopped the photographer of the Tupac photo in question to sue the sisters.

Compelling social observation suggests that Taylor Swift didn’t throw her famous Independence Day party seeing as her bestie, Karlie Kloss, was hanging out with Kendall Jenner over the holiday. Some, like Buzzfeed, have interpreted this renewed alliance as shade. Why?

Remember when Vetements put Snoop Dogg’s visage on a t-shirt and sold it for $900? Well, Kendall and Kylie Jenner found inspiration in the vintage concert tee-as-high-end streetwear aesthetic, because they borrowed the concept, added a little Givenchy-circa-2010 flavor, and superimposed their faces and initials onto…

It is officially summer. You probably already knew that and I’m not sure what you’ll do with that information if you didn’t but I felt it needed to be said. This means we’re almost halfway through 2017 and I plan on spending the next few months preserving my strength so I can make it over the finish line. Let’s see…

Hard to be less enthused by the prospect of reading a numbered series of tweets, and these were written by Alec Baldwin about Kathy Griffin so, yes, it took me about all morning to get around to them.

How is it that even during this truncated week, it still feels like the longest week ever? Oh yeah, because the leader of our country is torturing us and everyone is losing their goddamn mind.

It’s strange to watch Riverdale when you are probably too old to be watching Riverdale, because you can easily miss the cultural significance of Cole Sprouse playing Jughead. Even having no idea who the Sprouse brothers are, or were, the notion that Jughead was a weirdo outsider never quite rang true for me. Finally,…

Kendall Jenner, who lately modeled political resistance by offering soda to a cop, joined photographer Mario Testino on his podcast to discuss her modeling career. As they considered some of the photographs Testino has taken of her over the years, Jenner remarked that she fancies a good “sexual” photoshoot because “I…