How Long Can I Keep This Video of Kendall Jenner Saying 'Baby' on Loop Before My Brain Turns to Jell-O?

As their way of celebrating Khloe Kardashian giving birth to her first child while also participating in that sweet sweet Kardashian Baby Kontent stream, W posted a video of Khloe’s half-sister Kendall Jenner edited to say “BABY” three times on a loop, and—as I type this—I have had it open in the background for…

'Am I Awake? Where Am I?' What the Fuck Is Happening in Kendall Jenner's New Video for Vogue?

One guaranteed way to make us normals roll our eyes a whole lot is to make us watch a piece of art about the existential crises of the rich and famous. You know, lazy music videos from pop stars, New York Times bestsellers with pretty covers, and Sofia Coppola movies in which the protagonists wallow through their…

Kendall & Kylie Were Forced to Remove Shirts from Website Because Literally Everyone Hated Them!

Remember when Vetements put Snoop Dogg’s visage on a t-shirt and sold it for $900? Well, Kendall and Kylie Jenner found inspiration in the vintage concert tee-as-high-end streetwear aesthetic, because they borrowed the concept, added a little Givenchy-circa-2010 flavor, and superimposed their faces and initials onto…

Diddy and Queen Elizabeth Have Some Shady Tendencies in Common

It is officially summer. You probably already knew that and I’m not sure what you’ll do with that information if you didn’t but I felt it needed to be said. This means we’re almost halfway through 2017 and I plan on spending the next few months preserving my strength so I can make it over the finish line. Let’s see…