Woman Who Once Dressed Like a Sexy Can of Whipped Cream Says Duchess of Sussex's Dress Was Ill-Fitting

Katy Perry—a woman who has dressed like a literal piece of candy, a geisha, a carousel, a sexy whipped cream can, a movie ticket, dime store Cleopatra, a graffitied wall, Britney Spears circa 2001, Armie Hammer, an angel fit for the top of Christmas tree, and whatever this was, to name just a few—has a problem with…

Katy Perry’s Alleged Stalker Arrested, Says He’ll Do ‘Whatever It Takes’ to Be With Her

A man named Pawel Jurski was arrested Wednesday night for allegedly stalking Katy Perry. While at the singer’s show at American Airlines Arena in Miami that night, the 37-year-old reportedly “rushed towards the stage” before being stopped by security. He’s been charged with “aggravated stalking and escape, and

Representatives for Jesus Christ May Soon Weigh in On Katy Perry's Fight to Live in an Old Convent

Think of the thing you want more than anything. Is it a new president? Healthcare for all? An end to world hunger? A puppy? Those shoes with lights in the heels that you parents refused to buy you in 1992? Whatever it is, take that feeling of desire and magnify it by a power of 200 and you’ll understand just how badly…