In 2017, Katy Perry crashed and burned. Her album Witness, a confusing and vague attempt at more socially conscious…

Let’s all put our hands together and clap in unison to congratulate a famous person on having their baby after a…

Wow, yes: BTS, “Dynamite” - The Bangtan boys have clearly studied up on their Western boy band tradition. “Dynamite”…

There is a hierarchy of sins a person can commit, and they are as follows: Wearing Philipp Plein in public, partying…

For a little while post-Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner dated a normie named John Miller. Now Jennifer Garner and that…

Katy Perry exists insofar that sometimes I hear her music in the grocery store, or the changing room of a Wet Seal,…

Nicki Minaj is... pregnant, right? I’m pretty sure that when a famous person poses with a “baby bump, and captions…

Urgent: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s dog Mighty is missing! On Instagram late last night, the former actor and…

Truthfully, I’ve always found it strange that people name their children before meeting them. When it comes to pets,…

There aren’t the words in any known human language: Chloe x Halle, “Do It” - As the protégés of the most…

Katy Perry still churns out pop music, unfortunately, which means that like us, her fetus has listened to “Never…

I have seen a lot in my day—hell, I’m in the middle of Season 4 of Jersey Shore right now—and yet, somehow, watching…

Katy Perry can’t drink because she’s pregnant, and she misses it. Yeah dude, I would too. Here she is wistfully…

Britney Spears’s legal affairs gained renewed attention in 2019, after a series of high-profile courtroom visits put…

Like many of us, American Idol is social distancing. The first pandemic-era episode of the singing competition aired…

The renaissance of live music during the pandemic has been, frankly, mind-blowing. Just last week, I attended a Socce…

American Idol, a show that stopped being watchable after Carrie Underwood won, is sinking to a new level of…

As Americans, it’s our god-given right to quarantine with whomever we want. If exes Bruce Willis and Demi Moore want…

Katy Perry, who is currently incubating a fetus, did a gender reveal this week by smearing icing on fiancé Orlando…

Most first kisses are objectively bad, primarily thanks to oddly-placed seatbelt buckles and the strange teenage…