(As if you needed it) here is further proof that the Bachelor franchise is full of lies and shadowy secrets: Andi Dorfman and her chosen prince Josh Murray have split up, mere days after posing as a couple together on the "red carpet" of The Bachelor premiere.

Call it televised heartbreak, call it televised slut-shaming, call it whatever you want, but to speak in Chris Harrison-approved superlatives, Monday evening's episode of The Bachelorette provoked more response than any moment on the show ever. And all because the contestants talked what they're not supposed to talk…

We found a 2009 promotional calendar featuring celebrities and their dogs. The dogs spoke to us.