“I dream about Biden,” Donald Trump said on Thursday in response to a question about his preferred Democratic challenger in the 2020 presidential election. This means that the president would like to fight former Vice President Joe Biden in a physical sense, with his meat fists, and now also in a political sense.
Tiffany Trump, the #Resistance’s only hope, posted a selfie with Noami Biden to her Instagram story collection this weekend. Naomi Biden is, of course, former Vice President Joe Biden’s granddaughter, and I can only assume the photoshoot was yet another clue in a long list that suggest Tiff is the true cornerstone in…
The president of the United States and the former vice president of the United States want to fight each other, that much is certain. What remains unclear is when this fight will take place.
Do you ever look at the news and feel the urge to scream the F-word very loud? What am I even saying—of course you do! At this very moment, I personally am punching the air with limp fists weak with extended anger and vitamin D deficiency, shrieking “Fuuuuuuuuuck offffffff, Joe Biden, with this 2020 bullshit! Fuck off…
Joe and Jill Biden spoke with outgoing Glamour editor-in-chief Cindi Leive during the magazine’s annual Women of the Year event on Monday, and the conversation inevitably turned towards sexual assault. Over the course of his career the former VP has shaped himself into a prominent women’s rights advocate, leading the…
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Because actions have consequences, newly pardoned ex-sheriff Joe Arpaio is now talking about running for national office, despite the fact that he was convicted for criminal contempt of court and, before that, spent several decades abusing people on the basis of their race. Guess when you’re given a pass by the…
Perhaps you’ve been wondering what Uncle Joe B. has been up to lately — that is, between trips to the ice cream parlor and his fictional existence as a lovable but mischievous internet meme. Lucky for you that I’ve got an update to share. On Sunday he spoke at South By Southwest about his new project, The Cancer…
A New York Magazine feature on outgoing Senate minority leader Harry Reid doesn’t leave much room for optimism about congressional Democrats’ ability to effectively oppose Trump.
Joe Biden is fine. Bernie Sanders is fine. If humans lived until the age of 145, either one of these white men might appear a promising option for a 2020 bid. But they’re old—too old, scientists might say.
Is America’s pleasantly uncouth uncle having 2016 election regrets? After a Senate session on Monday, Vice President Joe Biden told reporters that he might toss his hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential election.
My darlings. My poppets. We’ve had a long and wretched week, haven’t we? I spent election night sobbing into consecutive glasses of pinot grigio, texting professions of love to friends as if doomsday were nigh (if I missed you, my apologies — I was sorely distressed). In fact, I might still be drinking inside of a…
I fully believe in the separation of church and state, so consider my following words not a prayer, but a mere hope intended to improve the lives of all Dorian Corey’s children: Let us band together in these trying times and do our best to preserve the sanctity of shade and stop tweets like this from happening. Play…
Hey Joe, what’s that on the ground by your feet? No, no, your feet. No, your other feet—there ya go! Yeah, right there. It looks SHINY. How about you just bend down there and check it out, whoop, down ya go!
As Donald Trump actively threatens to undermine our democracy, Joe Biden is encouraging us to take a step back and soberly consider the very real possibility that Donald Trump is just a fucking moron.
President Obama and Uncle Joe Biden are like two wise, world-weary elders preparing to fade gently into the abyss (or their respective consulting firms) come January. They’re on their way out, but nevertheless have some commentary on the exploding poop volcano that is Trump’s campaign.
On Monday evening, Vice President and my personal best friend and confidant Joe Biden married two White House employees at his residence.
As Vice President Joe Biden passes the ceremonial meme torch to VP nominee Tim “Cool Dad” Kaine, Americans are all wondering the same thing: what, pray tell, will he do next? The answer, apparently, lies in a Dick Wolf police procedural whose on-air run will outlive us all.
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