No doubt exhausted from the mental and physical anguish of issuing limp apologies on Twitter for his treatment of actress Hilarie Burton, Ben Affleck has summoned the strength to take on a new friend.

Jennifer Aniston–the Jennifer Aniston who says “holy crap!”–keeps it saucy for this Harper’s Bazaar interview. Like a celebrity tanning naked in the driveway at wine o’clock, she raps with Amy Sedaris (her friend; omg) on communing with the dead, knocking down walls on a whim, and vitamins vitamins vitamins! while…

Lady Gaga announced on Twitter and Instagram on Thursday that she would be unable to perform at the Brazilian music festival Rock in Rio due to health concerns, adding later that she’d been hospitalized for “severe pain.”

After falling in love while filming Mary Magdalene, an upcoming movie about one of history’s most iconic and smoldering unconsummated romances, Mary (Rooney Mara) and Jesus (Joaquin Phoenix) are now living together “in the Hollywood Hills,” roughly 6600 miles from where they met, in Nazareth. Oh, excuse me, Mary…

Jennifer Garner, the actress tabloids would like you to believe is a long-suffering sad sack even though I’m fairly sure there are few happier people in Hollywood, hung out with some of her gal pals (Chelsea Handler and an unidentified brunette) Wednesday night at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi, where ex-husband Ben…

On Tuesday morning it was brought to my attention that Lindsay Shookus may have created a Twitter account for the sole purpose of denying new reports that her current relationship with Ben Affleck had begun “as an affair.” The account had just one tweet, and was followed by just 20 people. Soon after becoming follower…

Before she refused to be the ashes, Capital One spokesperson Jennifer Garner reportedly refused to let Lindsay Shookus get involved with her husband without giving her the what for. You all know the dirt by now, right? After first revealing that Ben Affleck has been seeing an SNL producer named Lindsay Shookus, the…

The first thing you’ll notice after directing your browser to Jennifer Garner’s Facebook page is that its cover photo is an image of her and several children—many of whom are definitely not hers—in a field of beets. Or at least I think they’re beets. They may be radishes. (I don’t know, the photo is blurry.)

Here’s what’s happened in the past 19 hours: perpetual try-hard Kathy Griffin tweeted a photo of herself holding an extremely bloody and realistic (though extremely fake) decapitated head of Donald Trump, people got mad and accused her of promoting violence, Squatty Potty dumped her as a brand spokesperson, she…

Hey, remember when Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck got divorced finally over a month ago? He’s been living in the guest house this whole dang time, but it looks like he’s finally moving out.

Despite the fact that her recording of the original pop version of “Beauty and the Beast” (alongside Peabo Bryson) helped thrust her into international superstardom, French-Canadian fever dream Céline Dion was torn when asked to record a new song for the 2017 remake. In an interview with The Sun, she said she sought…

We all know Beyoncé is pregnant with twins, we all know she canceled her Coachella appearance because of her pregnancy, we all know Coachella is an outer circle of hell, and we all know Ms. Tina seems like one of the most delightful people on the planet. So, it’s perfectly understandable that Beyoncé would spend…

Sound the alarms. Ring the bells. The thing we all knew was coming has finally happened: Jennifer Garner has officially filed for divorce from Ben Affleck.

After nearly two years of reconciliation rumors, amicable hangs with their children, and Vanity Fair profiles, credit card spokesperson Jennifer Garner is “gearing up to file for divorce” from reluctant superhero Ben Affleck.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week all the tabloids are speculating on the Kardashian Paris robbery, Brad just wants to see his kids, and Bennifer 2.0 are either adopting a baby or one of them is hooking up with Taylor Swift! Allons-y, mes amis!

Jennifer Garner was recently out and about in Los Angeles, enjoying a post-workout coffee when, naturally, a swarm of paparazzi descended upon her. But rather than flipping the bird and proceeding with her day, she told the buzzards that she and Brad Pitt are now dating.

You may have heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are divorcing (if not, a hearty congratulations on emerging from your coma). And though Jolie is ensconced in these proceedings—not to mention a nasty custody battle—her plans to join the faculty at the London School of Economics remain unchanged.

In what may or may not become an annual tradition, Sarah Jessica Parker crawled out of hibernation to remind us that she is not a feminist—but the real disappointment here is that she didn’t even have the courtesy to dust off her old Sanderson Sisters drag and opine in song while flying around on an old mop.

During her performance at a Democratic National Convention event in Philadelphia on Tuesday, Kesha took a moment to speak about her ongoing legal battle with her former longtime producer Dr. Luke, as well as spoke out against the dangers of lax gun control laws.