Oh No! Jennifer Garner Is Embarrassed by the Oscars Meme, Wants to 'Punch Her in the Face'

Quick question: have you ever made Jennifer Garner sad? I mean, like, have you ever done something that had a direct—we’re talking causal—relationship to Jennifer Garner becoming sad? Ben Affleck certainly has. As has Scott Foley. Maybe even Bradley Cooper and/or Victor Garber! (Though who’s to say for certain.) The…

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Jennifer Garner Reportedly ‘Confronted’ Lindsay Shookus About Her Affair With Ben Affleck in 2015

Before she refused to be the ashes, Capital One spokesperson Jennifer Garner reportedly refused to let Lindsay Shookus get involved with her husband without giving her the what for. You all know the dirt by now, right? After first revealing that Ben Affleck has been seeing an SNL producer named Lindsay Shookus, the…

Kathy Griffin Is Sorry For that Trump Photo, But the Secret Service Is Investigating Her Anyway

Here’s what’s happened in the past 19 hours: perpetual try-hard Kathy Griffin tweeted a photo of herself holding an extremely bloody and realistic (though extremely fake) decapitated head of Donald Trump, people got mad and accused her of promoting violence, Squatty Potty dumped her as a brand spokesperson, she…

Céline Dion Checks With a Fan-Made Painting of Her Late Husband Before Making Career Decisions

Despite the fact that her recording of the original pop version of “Beauty and the Beast” (alongside Peabo Bryson) helped thrust her into international superstardom, French-Canadian fever dream Céline Dion was torn when asked to record a new song for the 2017 remake. In an interview with The Sun, she said she sought…