Jake Gyllenhaal Needs to Relax
In 2001, Jake Gyllenhaal became Donnie Darko—a role that would cement his place in the cultural landscape as a…
Pride Comes Before Jake Gyllenhaal's Fall in Velvet Buzzsaw Trailer
Jake Gyllenhaal plays a haughty critic with a bad haircut in Netflix’s upcoming thriller Velvet Buzzsaw, about the…
All Celebrities Should Follow Drew Barrymore's Lead When Correcting Misleading News Items
Mere hours after making headlines for an appearance on The Late Late Show With James Corden during which she (sort of)…
This Eternity Calvin Klein Ad Featuring Jake Gyllenhaal Is Understated and a Little Ominous
Jake Gyllenhaal’s appearance in the newest ad for Eternity, Calvin Klein’s perfume that makes me sneeze, is supposed to…
Are You the Extortionist?
Though the FBI is reportedly working hard to find out who the hell is trying to extort Kevin Hart out of millions of…
Donnie Darko, My Favorite Movie From 2002-2004, Is Returning to Theaters For Its 15th Anniversary
In 2002 my sister worked at a local Blockbuster and had the luxury of renting movies several weeks before their release…
Tom Ford's Nocturnal Animals Is Too Stupid To Be Sexy
Much like the sly grin of someone in a naked Instagram selfie that just barely falls within the platform’s guidelines,…
Calvin Harris 'Feels Betrayed' By Taylor Swift, Had No Idea About Tom Hiddleston
The news of Taylor Swift’s newest relationship was as shocking to us as it was to her most recent ex-boyfriend, Adam…
Four Delirious Hours on the Tonys Red Carpet
Red carpet event coverage is some of the most love-to-hate television in our culture, the brouhaha and pomp of the…
Jake Gyllenhaal and Benedict Cumberbatch in Talks for The Current War
Cumberbitches and Gyllenhaalics, rejoice. Your main boos are in discussions to star in The Current War, a film about…
The Mighty Ducks Taught Jake Gyllenhaal the Meaning Of Pain
Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal was cast in the 1992 cult classic The Mighty Ducks and was not allowed to participate —…
Jake Gyllenhaal Thinks Humans Are Affected By the Moon
Jake Gyllenhaal, brother of Maggie and ex of Taylor, is the star of Esquire UK this month. In the cover story,…
This Infuriating Airport Security Moment Brought to You by Amber Rose
This just in: Amber Rose does not wait in airport security lines. More surprising: she flies commercial? (Scoffs)
Jake Gyllenhaal Is Swole and Emotional In the Southpaw Trailer
Eminem premiered this new trailer for Southpaw, starring Jake Gyllenhaal. The only description I knew about it…
Jake Gyllenhaal Is Unrecognizable In This First Image from Southpaw
Quick, show this picture to the person nearest to you (without letting them see the headline) and see if they can guess…
Kanye West: Tabloids Are 'Afraid of Interracial Relationships'
Kanye West interrupted his own concert, as is his wont, to pontificate for 20 minutes on a variety of subjects.
Kate Middleton's Birth Announcement Will Be Revealed via Royal Easel
The first post-birth update about Kate Middleton and Prince William's Royal Spawn will be delivered via easel to…
Charming! Chris Pine & Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Headed Into the Woods
They're making a film adaptation of Into the Woods! Did you know that? Did I know that? This is the type of news item…
Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime
Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores…
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Still Don't Want Kids, But Thanks For Persisting to Ask Them
They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it…