Mere hours after making headlines for an appearance on The Late Late Show With James Corden during which she (sort of) called Jake Gyllenhaal her least talented co-star, national treasure, Crocs spokesperson, and frequent subject of my own blogs for some reason Drew Barrymore would like everyone to know that she…
Jake Gyllenhaal’s appearance in the newest ad for Eternity, Calvin Klein’s perfume that makes me sneeze, is supposed to be sweet, but instead feels like the beginning of a terrible horror movie.
Though the FBI is reportedly working hard to find out who the hell is trying to extort Kevin Hart out of millions of dollars by shopping a video (or series of videos, I can’t tell) showing him doing...something (again, who knows), TMZ has assumed the role of small-town police force that refuses to stop investigating…
In 2002 my sister worked at a local Blockbuster and had the luxury of renting movies several weeks before their release dates. One week, she brought home Donnie Darko, which she had read about some time before but never had a chance to see in theaters. (It made just $500,000 during its original run.) I knew nothing…
Much like the sly grin of someone in a naked Instagram selfie that just barely falls within the platform’s guidelines, Tom Ford’s gratuitous and overwhelmingly dumb new film, Nocturnal Animals, is pathetically convinced of its own audacity. It appears to think watching sexy people in crisis—whether emotional or…
The news of Taylor Swift’s newest relationship was as shocking to us as it was to her most recent ex-boyfriend, Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles. It’s being reported that the gym-loving DJ “did not know Taylor and Tom [Hiddleston] were together” until photos of them posing for cameras on a beach were published by The Sun.
Red carpet event coverage is some of the most love-to-hate television in our culture, the brouhaha and pomp of the glamorous people in fancy dresses and tuxedos imbibed from the comforts of our own homes, often with wine and sweatpants. The regular rotation of hosts—E!’s Giuliana and Terrence J, most reliably, if…
Cumberbitches and Gyllenhaalics, rejoice. Your main boos are in discussions to star in The Current War, a film about the electricity battle between Thomas Edison and George Westinghouse. The two actors will portray the genius rivals, with Jake Gyllenhaal as Westinghouse and Benedict Cumberbatch as Edison.
Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal was cast in the 1992 cult classic The Mighty Ducks and was not allowed to participate — thus introducing his pure, untarnished little heart to a lifetime of pain.
Jake Gyllenhaal, brother of Maggie and ex of Taylor, is the star of Esquire UK this month. In the cover story, Gyllenhaal talks about his upcoming movie Southpaw, reminds us how good he looks while walking barefoot down the beach in beltless pants, and reveals that he think humans can be affected by the moon.
This just in: Amber Rose does not wait in airport security lines. More surprising: she flies commercial? (Scoffs)
Eminem premiered this new trailer for Southpaw, starring Jake Gyllenhaal. The only description I knew about it previously involved Gyllenhaal's ridiculously ripped torso.
Quick, show this picture to the person nearest to you (without letting them see the headline) and see if they can guess who this is.
Kanye West interrupted his own concert, as is his wont, to pontificate for 20 minutes on a variety of subjects.
The first post-birth update about Kate Middleton and Prince William's Royal Spawn will be delivered via easel to Buckingham Palace, according to The Telegraph: "The first indication that the Duchess has given birth will come when an aide leaves the hospital carrying a piece of paper with details of the baby’s sex,…
They're making a film adaptation of Into the Woods! Did you know that? Did I know that? This is the type of news item that I go out of my way to stay on top of. How could I not have known?
Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd.
They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it again. They are not having kids. Don't want them, don't need them, it'll be just the two of them and their adorable seasonal wardrobes. Thank you, come again.
Did you know that today is National Spaghetti Day? Neither did my grandmother, and she's been making spaghetti since Giuseppe Garibaldi reunified Italy and promised spaghetti and meatballs for everyone. To celebrate National Spaghetti Day, Mario Batali had actor and amateur cook Jake Gyllenhaal on ABC's The Chew to…
It's 2013! And yet, this is a very 2012 story: the Internet is feeling all Olivia Benson-on-Law & Order: SVU this morning after piecing together with the help of "forensic evidence" that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together on New Year's Eve. By "forensic evidence" I mean Instagram pictures of them…
