Ivanka Trump has taken herself out of the running as the next ambassador to the United Nations.

Let’s dive into some grim news.

You see this? This is my barf bag. It was my grandmother’s barf bag, and her grandmother’s before that. One day I shall give it to you, my granddaughter, but not today. Not today.

We made it. Did we make it? Oh shit. I don’t think we did.

Ivanka Trump has weighed in on the Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault allegations in her familiar (and routinely ineffective) way, according to a report from Vanity Fair. 

Bob Woodward’s Fear: Trump in the White House told readers much of what they already knew: the president is a malicious idiot, and his administration is in a constant state of chaos and disorder. But apparently readers find comfort in what’s known: The book sold 750,000 copies as of Tuesday, its first day on sale,…

I too hate it when my enemies are talking publicly about how to bring me down.

It has been a WILD day in Washington, lemme tell ya...

Ivanka! Hi, hello. Okay, so...

Ivanka Trump was reportedly very, very mad about the Saturday Night Live skit that made her the face of a glamorous new perfume called “Complicit.” Aw, it’s hard being complicit.

In July 2017, Sarah Huckabee Sanders replaced the perennially flustered Sean Spicer to become the second White House press secretary under Donald Trump. The appointment made her the third woman to occupy that position, some 10 years after Dana Perino served under George W. Bush. Though expected, her promotion was…

Republicans are deploying a familiar strategy ahead of the midterms: dispatching Ivanka Trump to the suburbs, where many similarly polite racists live.

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Ivanka Trump announced last week that she would be shuttering her eponymous fashion brand, a decision made out of reported frustration with restrictions put in place to avoid conflicts of interest while working in the White House. As of July 28, though, as Business Insider reported, her last brick-and-mortar outpost…

We’ve made it to August!

Perhaps this is not news to anyone reading this, but it is news to me—were you all aware that Ivanka Trump dated Topher Grace? Well they did. 

According to Donald Trump, who may or may not want to marry his eldest daughter, Ivanka could have married New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Instead, she married a man who looks and sounds like a voice actor for a children’s puppet show.

Ivanka Trump is shuttering her namesake fashion brand, the Wall Street Journal reports. Goodbye generic sheath dresses conveniently worn at high-profile campaign events and White House functions; goodbye to shoes that got the company sued multiple times for copyright infringement; goodbye to all of it!

Millennial pink is dead. Death to millennial pink.

Ivanka Trump’s brand of clothing and accessories got the boot from Hudson’s Bay Company, Canada’s largest department store chain and the company that owns Saks Fifth Avenue and Lord & Taylor.