Ivanka Trump Says She Is Not 'President of All Women's Issues'
Ivanka Trump, women’s empowerment genius, has helpfully clarified that she’s not here to address all women’s issues, in…
Ivanka Chooses the Latter
In response to a performance art piece where a fake Ivanka Trump vacuums up crumbs thrown by the public, real Ivanka…
How Would You Describe the Sound of Eric Trump's Voice in This Clip?
Eric Trump graced the set of Fox and Friends Tuesday morning with his trusty flesh beard and one goal in mind: defend…
Performance Art Ivanka Trump Vacuums Into the Abyss
I regret to inform you that women’s empowerment icon and millennial pink killer Ivanka Trump is now also the…
Finally, a Government Shutdown Ramification Ivanka Can Understand
How could an assembly of wealthy dirtbags like the Trump administration understand the consequences of the government…
All the Ways Don Jr. and Ivanka Were Reportedly Involved in the Moscow Tower Deal
Crime Time may be fast approaching for the Trump family! On Thursday night, BuzzFeed News reported that, in 2016,…
Movie Critics Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Reportedly Walked Out of Vice
Did you know that while you were eating ham and talking to your cousin Kevin about passing the final part of his CPA…
Ivanka Trump Could Have Been The Bachelorette But Instead She Is First Daughter
Would you watch Ivanka Trump go on a series of weird dates with young douchebags? Maybe not now, but what about in,…
The President Is Having a Very Nice Time During the Shutdown
The government shutdown continued through the first week of the new year, and the president is having a great time. In…
Ivanka Trump to Empower Every Single Woman on the Entire Planet
Ivanka Trump, first daughter and effective government employee, is kicking off 2019 with a White House initiative aimed…
The Nightmare Before Christmas
If you reach Dante’s fifth circle of hell you will find a swamp and also the White House’s annual Christmas party.…
Ivanka Is 'Most Powerful' While Melania Is Not
In their annual list of the 100 most powerful women, Forbes lists the names of very rich women. Every year they list…
How Do You Think Don Jr. and Ivanka Are Feeling Right Now?
Special Counsel Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into Ivanka Trump and Don Jr.’s role in a Trump real estate…
Ivanka Trump Says She Has Experienced Tremendous Personal Growth Working for an Administration that Tear Gasses Children
What has Ivanka Trump been up to lately? On Tuesday, Trump stepped into an elementary school in Idaho with Apple CEO…
Donald Trump Will Not Do 'Lock Her Up' to Ivanka
Snakes! In my face! It’s how I feel! A metaphor…
Ivanka Trump Used a Private Email Account, Except Unlike [REDACTED], She'll Get Away With It
Two years after Hillary Clinton lost the presidential race to a rotting hair ham “because her emails,” the Washington…
Ivanka Trump Is a 'Kind' Person (According to Hugh Jackman)
On Tuesday, Hugh Jackman, a man so talented that he played Wolverine without researching wolverines and realizing they’r…
It Sure Seems Like Melania and Ivanka Trump Hate Each Other
How many Trumps cosplaying colonial oppression does the continent of Africa need? It appears that answer is two Trumps,…
Ivanka Trump Goes for Bold Red Lip While Posing With Anti-LGBTQ Bigot Who Wants Guns on College Campuses
The White House’s election watch party on Tuesday night was a gathering for ghouls of all sorts, including First…