Jan 19
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“As a culture, we seem to reserve a special loathing for those daughters of the rich and famous who elect to dine…
Jan 16
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Ivanka Trump is apparently considering a run for Congress, which, in the words of Jessie J, no n-n-n-n-nooo…
Jan 9
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Some unnamed sources close to Karlie Kloss and Ivanka Trump are doing overtime defending their respective celebrity…
Jan 6
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Ivanka Trump, icy blonde head cheerleader for white nationalists and favorite Trump daughter, may have finally…
Dec 8
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The primary point of Elf on a Shelf, to my childless understanding, is that the elf acts as a sort of “eyes of Dr.…
Dec 2
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As pleasurable as it is to think about the entire Trump family exiting the White House and burying themselves deep…
Nov 25
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First Daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner have acted as top advisors for President Trump for nearly…
Nov 20
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Stop the presses, Ivanka Trump is feeling attacked.
Nov 17
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As of Tuesday, covid-19 has killed more than 247,000 people in the United States and has infected more than 11.3…
Nov 17
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What will Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner do now that they’re no longer cushioned by power? As one former friend put…
Nov 12
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Lost amid the chaos of President Trump’s refusal to admit defeat in the 2020 presidential election, his haphazard…
Oct 30
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President Trump’s plan to host a big election-night party at his hotel in Washington, D.C. has gone caput. The New…
Oct 30
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Ivanka Trump, President Trump’s favorite child, has made it official: She’s anti-abortion now, a convenient…
Oct 5
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Oct 5
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According to sources close to the family, the Trump children are passing the hours of their father’s covid in the…
Sep 28
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One of the main reasons why we live in this incredibly dark timeline is because a reality TV star, whose businesses…
Sep 28
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The Trump family motto might as well be, “the family that grifts together, stays together.” And Ivanka Trump, who is …
Sep 25
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First Daughter Ivanka Trump is touring the Midwest, dutifully pushing her father’s propaganda of American prosperity…
Sep 16
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During a Wednesday afternoon exchange, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany mocked CNN reporter Kaitlan…
Sep 2
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This was originally going to be a blog about the many terrible hairpieces that overran the Republican National…