The Very Best, Very Worst of Jared Kushner in Kushner, Inc.
There’s plenty of mildly juicy, if familiar, gossip in White House tell-all Kushner, Inc.: Greed. Ambition. Corruption.,…
Melania Is Reportedly Very Good at Undermining Ivanka
According to the latest drop in a never-ending series of White House tell-alls, this one called Kushner, Inc.: Greed.…
I Feel Empowered by This Congressional Document Request Related to Ivanka Trump's Possible Business Conflicts
While Democrats are seemingly too scared to go after the president’s adult children directly, they are still apparently…
And Here We Have a Story About Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Scamming Their Way onto Air Force Planes
A new book is coming out about our favorite walking nepotisms, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner. In Kushner Inc., accordin…
Ivanka Trump's Childcare Plan is Basically Useless, If You Can Believe It
Ivanka Trump has unveiled a new proposal to tackle our country’s abysmal lack of good, affordable childcare. True to…
Trump Pushed Staff to Give Ivanka a Security Clearance: Report
Donald Trump has committed a number of unconscionable acts during his two-year reign of terror, which can make it hard…
Ivanka Gets Into Comedy
Donald Trump did not attend the Gridiron Club’s annual dinner, a hellish event during which journalists dine and apparen…
Ivanka Trump Not So Sure About This Whole Living Wage Thing
Ivanka Trump, well-liked genius, is not convinced that most Americans want living-wage jobs as outlined in the Green…
Ivanka Trump Says She Is Not 'President of All Women's Issues'
Ivanka Trump, women’s empowerment genius, has helpfully clarified that she’s not here to address all women’s issues, in…
Ivanka Chooses the Latter
In response to a performance art piece where a fake Ivanka Trump vacuums up crumbs thrown by the public, real Ivanka…
How Would You Describe the Sound of Eric Trump's Voice in This Clip?
Eric Trump graced the set of Fox and Friends Tuesday morning with his trusty flesh beard and one goal in mind: defend…
Performance Art Ivanka Trump Vacuums Into the Abyss
I regret to inform you that women’s empowerment icon and millennial pink killer Ivanka Trump is now also the…
Finally, a Government Shutdown Ramification Ivanka Can Understand
How could an assembly of wealthy dirtbags like the Trump administration understand the consequences of the government…
All the Ways Don Jr. and Ivanka Were Reportedly Involved in the Moscow Tower Deal
Crime Time may be fast approaching for the Trump family! On Thursday night, BuzzFeed News reported that, in 2016,…
Movie Critics Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Reportedly Walked Out of Vice
Did you know that while you were eating ham and talking to your cousin Kevin about passing the final part of his CPA…
Ivanka Trump Could Have Been The Bachelorette But Instead She Is First Daughter
Would you watch Ivanka Trump go on a series of weird dates with young douchebags? Maybe not now, but what about in,…
The President Is Having a Very Nice Time During the Shutdown
The government shutdown continued through the first week of the new year, and the president is having a great time. In…
Ivanka Trump to Empower Every Single Woman on the Entire Planet
Ivanka Trump, first daughter and effective government employee, is kicking off 2019 with a White House initiative aimed…
The Nightmare Before Christmas
If you reach Dante’s fifth circle of hell you will find a swamp and also the White House’s annual Christmas party.…