Get This Trendy Instagram Plant Away From Me
There are reports of a new It Plant in town—the Pilea peperomioides—and folks, I’m tired. Just once, can there not be a…
Beautiful Instagrams Closed Down the California Superbloom
Tourists frolicking in the rolling, poppy-covered hills of California’s “superbloom” are actually ruining it with their…
Olivia Jade Will Probably Lose More SponCon Deals
As you may already know, Olivia Jade, daughter of now legendary college admissions scammer Lori Loughlin, is a…
This Company Hopes Its Instagram-Style Bibles Will Save Your Sinful Ass
One company is banking on Millennials’ love of vapid aesthetics to get the increasingly irreligious demographic back…
I Am a Scholar and My Area of Expertise Is Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s Instagram Account
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson loves a two-dot ellipse. He favors the whiskey emoji, although he drinks tequila. To treat…
Queen Elizabeth II Has Waded Into Social Media Hell With Her Very Own Instagram Post
For some reason, when the internet is already battle-scarred hellscape hotly contested every day by varying royal…
Big Pharma Is Into Instagram Sponcon Now
The new frontier of SponCon is, unfortunately, looking at manicured photos of hot people and their hot lives…
School Shootings and the Cheerily Gruesome World of DIY Classroom Prep
Teachers on Instagram and Pinterest post the sort of pretty, aspirational content you might find on any highly curated…
Pour One Out for Cardi B's Instagram
After Cardi B’s historic win at the Grammys Awards Sunday night, the BET Twitter account made a bad joke about Nicki…
What's Up With All the Instagram Shoes?
This is how you launch a shoe line nowadays: You design a highly distinctive item and then sell every possible small…
Royals Sucked Into Social Media Fandom Troll Hell
Kensington Palace is being dragged, fingernails scrabbling hopelessly at the marble floors, into the great fiery…
This Dick Run Instagram Plagiarism Drama Is Perfect
Two Instagrammers, both alike in dignity, in fair America where we lay our scene, from three-year-old dick runs break to…
Your Selfies Are Maybe Fucking With Your Brain
Plastic surgeons have found clients are bringing in photos of their own faces as inspiration for their cosmetic work,…
Glenn Close and Her Dog Suddenly Really Into Instagram
You’re already on the internet to the extent that it brought you to this blog—what’s one more dog?
This Egg Is More Popular Than Kylie Jenner's Baby
A picture of egg has done what mere mortals can only dream of achieving: it beat Kylie Jenner at social media.
Is Beto O'Rourke Campaigning or Having a Midlife Crisis?
Since losing his Senate race against Ted Cruz, human string-bean Beto O’Rourke has demurred on whether he’s ready to…
Could You Survive on Anne Hathaway's Social Media Diet?
I like to use social media as little as possible, although I have recently begun to realize that my own sense of that…
Obviously This Baby Did Not Eat Those Noodles
Mike and Alexandra Chau are the parents behind @FoodBabyNY, a popular foodie Instagram account that frequently features…
Unpacking the Great Justin Bieber Vs. JoJo Siwa Instagram Crisis of 2018
Hotel slipper magnate Justin Bieber caused a bit of a ruckus on Sunday when he left a cheeky comment on 15-year-old…
Where Were You During the Great Instagram Catastrophe of 2018?
The week between Christmas and New Year’s Day should ideally be one that gently eases us into the existential horror of…