President Donald Trump, a soggy Cheeto in a broken toilet bowl, gave a speech at his inauguration that really blew everyone’s socks off as it gushed forcefully from his windbag mouth. Even former President George W. Bush, who is not considered one of the great orators of our time, was disturbed.
The day after he was sworn in as president, Donald Trump called up acting National Park Service director Michael Reynolds to ask him to provide photographic evidence that the crowds at the inauguration ceremony had been as large—if not larger—than his predecessor’s, despite reports to the contrary. On Friday, the…
Donald Trump’s nominee for budget director, the South Carolina representative Mick Mulvaney, had to testify in a Senate hearing that Donald Trump’s inaugural crowd was smaller than Barack Obama’s.
Kellyanne Conway celebrated Donald Trump’s inauguration by punching a man in the face, says a Fox News Business correspondent who claims he saw the whole thing go down. The White House has so far declined to respond to requests for comment.
On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer opened an update on the president’s activities with a lecture on the “proper use of Twitter” for the media, and an extended rant about attendance numbers for yesterday’s inauguration ceremony. He did not mention today’s worldwide women’s marches, and he did not take…
Donald Trump tried his best on Inauguration Day to come off as the kind of terrifying, bigoted monster who also sort of has his shit together sometimes, but dig beneath the orangey ophidian surface just a bit and you will see a man barely staying focused long enough to plagiarize a well-known super villain speech,…
Laura Dean worked as a speechwriter for President Barack Obama from 2011 to 2014. We asked her to annotate Donald Trump’s vague, dark inauguration speech.
Why did I decide to use my limited free time in Washington D.C. to attend the “Drain the Swamp Millenial [sic] Ball After Party” organized by the elusive “Students and Millenials [sic] for Trump” Facebook group?
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Late in the afternoon on Inauguration Day, I made my way out of a dicey protest on K street towards the National Press Club, passing rows of broken windows and throngs of smiling Trump fans in red hats.
With just a few weeks to go before the inauguration, President Donald J. Trump unceremoniously fired legendary announcer Charles Brotman by email. Never mind that Brotman had announced every inaugural parade since Eisenhower; never mind that the cold, abrupt dismissal left him shattered—as it turns out, Brotman found…
WASHINGTON, DC—It’s a great day for resisting the reign of the newly inaugurated autocratic, sexist, racist, ableist, xenophobe-in-chief and the powers that got him elected in the first place. Women and men are protesting all over the world, and we’ll bring you the news as we learn it, right here. Don’t touch that…
Yesterday on the day of Donald J. Trump’s inauguration, we wondered, where is everyone? Today, on the day of the Women’s March, we found them.
On Saturday, hundreds of thousands of women are expected to gather in Washington D.C.—and in cities all over the world—to protest the election of Donald Trump, as well as the racism, misogyny, xenophobia, and general ignorance he and his supporters espouse.
WASHINGTON, DC—On the day Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States, Jezebel writers Madeleine Davies and Ellie Shechet journeyed through downtown Washington, D.C., collecting stories, taking pictures, and getting shouted at by men in leather vests.
 Today was a very difficult day for many Americans. Please take a moment and see if these GIFs make you feel a tiny bit better, though?
On what was arguably the most important day of Donald J. Trump’s life, a day he knew ahead of time would be documented by dozens of news outlets down to the millisecond, the luxurious new President decided to wear scotch tape on his ill-fitting tie, an apparently regular style decision for him.
Donald Trump and his wife, Melania Trump, are now our president and first lady. But for how long?
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Early on Friday afternoon, after Donald Trump was sworn in as president and before he made the walk from Capitol Hill to the White House, dissidents marched through the streets near McPherson Square.
Two weeks ago, Donald Trump held a press conference intended to explain how he plans to divest himself from his companies to ensure he won’t encounter any conflicts of interest as president. Never mind that his plan itself—to turn over control to his sons, Donald Jr. and the other one—is highly suspect and in no way…
WASHINGTON, DC—For the past several weeks, whenever President Donald Trump’s (haha fuck) transition team would announce a new member of his cabinet, the nation would partake in a communal panic—about the nominee’s lack of qualifications, about their past scandals and conflicts of interest, about what the stakes are if…
