She's Not Running
Hillary Clinton is not going to be president in 2020, because she is not running, she said definitively on Monday…
Hillary Clinton Is Very Allegedly Mulling a 2020 Run
Look, it is important to know that this is JUST A RUMOR, which is something to keep in mind before you either die of an…
Watch Her Eyebrow
I’m but a humble blogger, not a body language expert, but I know side eye when I see it. Michelle Obama served it up…
Ivanka Trump Says She Has Experienced Tremendous Personal Growth Working for an Administration that Tear Gasses Children
What has Ivanka Trump been up to lately? On Tuesday, Trump stepped into an elementary school in Idaho with Apple CEO…
Donald Trump Will Not Do 'Lock Her Up' to Ivanka
Snakes! In my face! It’s how I feel! A metaphor…
Texas History Classes May Include Helen Keller & Hillary Clinton After All
Congrats to the Texas Board of Education, which has reversed course on the spectacularly ridiculous decision to drop…
This Game of Chicken Sucks
After pushing back the premiere date of the Heathers reboot following the Parkland and Santa Fe High School shootings,…
Kellyanne Conway Blames the Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting on 'Late Night Comedians'
Did you know barf bag spelled backwards is gab frab? Makes you think!
Someone Mailed 'Functional Explosive' Devices to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama [UPDATED]
This is a developing story and has been updated throughout.
Hillary Clinton Claims Bill Clinton's Affair With Monica Lewinsky Was 'Absolutely Not' an Abuse of Power
Hillary Clinton appears to have skipped this season of Slow Burn, claiming in a CBS interview on Sunday that Bill…
Donald Trump Seems to Think He's Still Running Against Hillary Clinton
The 2016 presidential election ended approximately eleventy billion years ago, and yet Donald Trump still seems to feel…
Texas Votes to Drop Hillary Clinton, Helen Keller From Social Studies Curriculum
The Texas Board of Education has voted to cut Hillary Clinton from the K-12 curriculum, deeming the first woman to be…
Monica Lewinsky Bounced From An Interview After Extremely Tired Clinton Question
Newsflash: the 1990s are over, no matter how on-trend mini backpacks are. And so what’s also over is asking Monica…
Hillary Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for Governor, Which Means She Does Not Endorse Cynthia Nixon
We haven’t heard a ton from Hillary Clinton in the way of political endorsements since the election, which was either,…
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Wants to Know Why Hillary Clinton's Twitter Bio Leads With 'Wife'
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie interviewed Hillary Clinton at a PEN World Voices Festival lecture at the Cooper Union in…
Philippe Reines Responds to Clinton Book, Tells Jezebel He Has 'Tapes'
New York Times reporter Amy Chozick has a new memoir out called Chasing Hillary: Ten Years, Two Presidential Campaigns,…
Rutgers Reportedly Paid Snooki More for a Speech Than Hillary Clinton, Which Actually Makes Sense?!
By far the stupidest part of my morning (and that’s saying a lot) is the 90 seconds I spend scrolling through the…
Hillary Clinton Was Not Super Pleased People Told Her to Shut Up and Go Away After the Election
Hillary Clinton spoke at an event at Rutgers University in New Jersey on Thursday night, addressing the reaction—hers…
Rudy Giuliani Rose From His Coffin Just in Time to Make Fat Jokes About Hillary Clinton
On Friday, Mayor of 9/11 Rudy Giuliani alit from the stalactite he spends daylight wrapped around to attend a reception…