Want a baby? Eat a salad. THE salad.

In an astonishing display of restraint, here’s nine-months-pregnant Hilary Duff politely asking a stalking paparazzo, whom she addresses as “sir” while he is idling in a residential driveway next to her car, to please stop following her to her son’s soccer game, her errand runs, and her sister’s house. “I’m nine…

Hilary Duff’s neighbor sounds like kind of an asshole, but aren’t there, like, co-op boards and email chains for that type of shit? If you live in Soho?

The Lizzie McGuire Movie turned 15 on May 2, but don’t talk to Hilary Duff about it. Talk to me, a human woman who was 11 years old in 2003 when the movie was released. I’ve been obsessed with it ever since and had 15 years to consider how its nonexistent sequel might play out. Follow me.

Sharon Tate’s sister Debra, probably best known for attending every single parole hearing related to the murder of her sister, has something to say—frequently. She famously said last year that Jennifer Lawrence was not pretty enough to play her sister in Quentin Tarantino’s (still after this week?) upcoming…

Hilary Duff has been cast as Sharon Tate, the Valley of the Dolls star horrifically murdered by Manson family members in 1969.

Designer Donna Karan has jumped to the defense Harvey Weinstein in the face of numerous allegations of sexual misconduct over the years, suggesting that his victims were “asking for it.”

A woman identified as Jane Doe is suing Usher for exposing her to the herpes virus—and an STI test reveals that she has contracted the virus as well.

Back in 2014, Charlize Theron and Tia Mowry were involved of the more absurd and Mad Libsian celebrity feud stories of the last few years. Mowry’s version of events, per a somewhat legendary interview with InTouch, is that she and Theron were at the same SoulCycle class, and—well, just see for yourself:

I think we’ve examined Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve performance from every possible angle and are all ready to move past it, but that certainly hasn’t stopped Ryan Seacrest who would very much like to tell you what he thinks.

Authorities in Beverly Hills recently warned Hilary Duff about a man who they believe attempted to locate her home, find the star, and propose to her only a few weeks ago.

What’s this? It’s Wednesday and Younger is back (cool I guess) and to promote it TV Land has released a clip of Hilary Duff whispering Fleetwood Mac’s “Little Lies” while some heavy bass thumps in the background and now I’m wishing I’d been prepared for this when I woke up this morning by a kind soul who’d stroke my…

In today’s Tweet Beat, Tim Gunn is one of my favorite people, I feel like Hilary Duff did that on purpose and maybe if we all beg him, Jordan Peele will post a Vine or something

Today is National Coffee Day, because for-profit organizations that sell coffee keep telling us so. The exact details of how National Coffee Day began are shaky, (because I didn’t look and it doesn’t matter) but I assume that Starbucks and a bunch of coffee manufacturers got together and decided that, dammit, it’s…

Hello and welcome to Shade Court, where week by week, as my job gets harder, the world gets better.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Bethenny gives some advice, I hope Hilary Duff didn’t eat those gross donuts and Lena Dunham displays her patented self-awareness.

Tinder is introducing “Verified Profiles” so that famous people can use the dating app more efficiently and also be just as miserable as the rest of us in knowing that there are, at once, way too many dating options in their vicinity and not one person out there in the world who will love them unconditionally.

After a weeks of random speculation, tabloids are now widely reporting that Rachel McAdams is dating her True Detective co-star and fellow Canadian, Taylor Kitsch. Congrats on finding your True D, Rachel!

The next time you rent yourself a foam machine for your next casual backyard barbecue and think, “This is going to be the best backyard foam party EVER”—well, think again, because your sensitive boyfriend Drake just took home the title of epic foam party host.