Goop Has to Pay $145,000 For Lying to Consumers About Their Healing Vagina Eggs And Other Items

At this point you have to be living under a rock to not know that the “healing” advice purveyed on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop is sus. Watchdog groups, medical professionals, and critics have consistently called out Goop’s recommendations, from bee-sting therapy to putting a jade egg up your vagina, dangerous. And now as a…

Cardi B Will Not Leave Her Newborn Baby For Less Than $300,000, Which Seems Fair?

On one hand, this story is a frustrating reminder that we are living in a period of extreme income inequality. As of September 2017, the top 1% “controls 38.6% of America’s wealth,” and the gap is only widening. On the other hand, it’s inspiring to see a new mother make headlines for using her fame and power to return…

I Read Every Single Page of the New Goop Magazine, and If Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Her Way, You Will Too

The debut issue of Goop’s magazine is dedicated, Editor-in-Chief Gwenyth Paltrow writes, to “wellness.” That’s no surprise, as Paltrow and her brand have built a small empire on “wellness,” a word that—in large part due to Paltrow’s influence and Goop’s success—has popped up in nearly every woman’s publication in the…

Spencer Pratt Has Decided His Unborn Child Will Be a 'Professional Content Maker'

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have not yet given birth to their kid, but that hasn’t stopped them from plotting out the fetus’s eventual career ahead of time. Because it’s common for parents to foist their own broken dreams onto their progeny, it makes sense that Baby Pratt is destined for a future as a content…

Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Admits the Truth About Goop: 'I Don't Know What the Fuck We Talk About'

A Perfect Murder star Gwyneth Paltrow was on Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show Monday night, and the two spent a large chunk of time discussing Goop, her nearly 10-year-old company that Paltrow calls her “full-time job.” After beginning with a few compliments (“I like the cooking stuff, and I like to see you on vacation”),…