Welcome to Flavortown: Man Seeks Woman for Guy Fieri Sexual Roleplay
There’s someone for everyone, even those of you dreaming of fucking a man pretending to be Guy Fieri in an Oakland…
Guy Fieri Is Tired of Anthony Bourdain's Shit-Talking
When it comes to celebrity feuds, nothing beats the weird beef between Guy Fieri and Anthony Bourdain.
Chrissy Teigen Rides the Bus to Flavortown in Horrifying Guy Fieri Costume
Please do not panic, this is only a warning: Two days from now (the Friday before Halloween), Chrissy Teigen will…
Anthony Bourdain Asks 'How Does Guy Fieri De-Douche?'
In a new issue of Atlanta Magazine, Anthony Bourdain—always the most delightfully catty chef in the kitchen—shifted a…
Guy Fieri Officiates Mass Gay Wedding in Florida Flavortown
Terrible news: if you're half a gay couple looking to tie the knot in Miami, you just missed your chance to be joined…
Guy Fieri Is Making Kale for Thanksgiving
In today's Tweet Beat, a Guy Fieri Thanksgiving special, Katy Perry continues to try very hard and I'm not so sure Nacy…
Conan O'Brien Offers His Take on the Celebrity Nude Photo Hack
It's hard to make a good joke about a nauseatingly terrible thing.
Guy Fieri's New Menu Offers a 52-oz Bloody Mary Garnished with Sausage
It appears that Guy Fieri, Clown Prince of Flavortown, is in the breakfast game now, and he's taken to it like a duck…
Atlantic City Looks to Guy Fieri to Attract LGBT, Foodie Customers
Given new casinos opening in Pennsylvania and Maryland, Atlantic City, New Jersey is hoping to attract two new…
Holy Crap, Guy Fieri's 'Cheesecake Challenge' Dessert Is Harrowing
The new menu of the Las Vegas restaurant belonging to celebrity douche-chef Guy Fieri has already made several heaving…
John Stamos and Kevin Spacey Inadvertently Pitch a Brilliant New Show
In today's Tweet Beat, Guy Fieri makes us ponder a world in which he and Matthew McConaughey are real brothers, Bette…
Shia LaBeouf Is No Longer Famous!
Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and…
Justin Bieber Secretly 'Cried His Eyes Out' After Macho Court Hearing
In his mugshot and in photographs from his Florida court appearance, Justin Bieber appeared to be unfazed by his brush…
Guy Fieri Got in a Fist-Fight with His Hairdresser, Because Life Is Joy
Okay, first of all, aren't we all in a little bit of a fight with Guy Fieri's hairdresser? And second of all,…
Guy Fieri's New Menu Features His Big Balls Drenched in Cadillac Cream Sauce
Let this be a lesson to all of you — PURCHASE THOSE DOMAINS, PEOPLE. When you don't, you end up like Guy Fieri —…
Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic
The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect…
Lack of Sleep Can Turn You Into a Resentful Monster
Obviously "waking up on the wrong side of the bed" is a very real menace—I've been storming around all morning because…
Maggie Gyllenhaal Gives Birth to Brooklyn's Newest Celebrity Baby
This month is drawing to a close, and yet another celebrity has given birth before Jessica Simpson. This time it's Maggi…
Guy Fieri Will Ruin Your Super Bowl Party with Toilet Snacks
Last night's episode of SNL featured Channing Tatum getting all kinds of shirtless and Bobby Moynihan doing his awesome…