Ari is an 8-month old pug, beagle, deer mix who has no home. She lives at the daycare I take my dog to. The day care takes pictures of the dogs all day for us neurotic owners. I have often seen pictures of Ari and thought, “who is this creature with the face of an award-winning character actor in a cable prestige…

When news hit yesterday, that Tardar Sauce, better known as Grumpy Cat has allegedly raked in approximately $100 million, one could almost hear a chorus of barely employed twenty-somethings sighing, "Welp." Turns out $100 million was an inaccurate estimation, but let's be real. Grumpy Cat is definitely worth more…

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever is coming, and there's nothing your or I or the Humane Society can do about it. With it comes an entire soundtrack of holiday songs, curated by Lifetime, available now from iTunes. God bless.

When we learned that Aubrey Plaza would be providing the voice for the title character in Lifetime's upcoming movie Grumpy Cat's Worst Christamas Ever, it seemed to good to be true. If you're into that sort of thing. Now the trailer is here, and it's pretty much everything you'd expect it to be!

In a casting move that few will question, Aubrey Plaza will voice Grumpy Cat for the Lifetime movie Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.

Caption This: Grumpy Cat attends the 'Cat Summer' video launch party at Bleecker Street Records in New York City.

Grumpy Cat knows how to make that cash: She's hanging out with the all-up-in-your-beeswax mascot of Honey Nut Cheerios.

Within her first year as an Internet celebrity, Grumpy Cat earned an estimated $1 million in appearances, endorsements and a movie deal. Her manager Ben Lashes—a musician turned meme manager—takes a 20 percent cut.

You're not imagining it. We're not only living in the age of the superstar Internet cat, but people are actually banking on this creative flowering as a real business opportunity. There's gold in them there cats!

OK, they're not EXACTLY twins, but it's close enough. He's more like Grumpy Cat's gently disapproving younger brother, and I need him. You need him. We all need him!

Pay some respect to those who came before you, Grumpy Cat. Sheesh.

I know I say with every "Disney As" thing that we've reached the end of the Internet, but I mean it this time. Just take your computer and throw it into traffic and then run outside and stomp and fart on it, because THE DISHES ARE DONE, MAN.

Grumpy met Grumpy and now the Internet can go home.

It's 7pm in Los Angeles — is it too late for me to make it to The Friskies tonight??