Day 3 of the Republican National Convention: Everything's Fine!
Welcome to ConBag, a daily roundup of gossip from the Republican National Convention, which we are attending for four…
Jesse James and Kat Von D Both Single Again
President Obama is planning on deploying an emergency army of mental health professionals to America's urban centers as…
Real Housewives of New York Axes Four Cast Members
Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimmon, Alex McCord, and Cindy Barshop have been cut from season 5 of RHONY. What are they…
Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape
Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment.…
Carpenters Shout Racial Slurs At Jay-Z's Nightclub
Jay-Z is using non-union carpenters to renovate his 40/40 club in Manhattan, and the carpenters' union isn't happy.…
Leo and Blake Moving In Together; Dual Tree-Sitting May Be Imminent
Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively, between riding on the teacups at Disneyland and taking trips around Europe and…
Jim Carrey Was Totally Kidding About Being A Big Creep, You Guys
Jim Carrey invoked the oft-abused "I can say whatever I want as long as I follow it with a 'just kidding' within 24…
Kim Kardashian Weds in Disappointingly Pratfall-Free Ceremony
Kim Kardashian, got married to her giant boyfriend Kris Humphries yesterday in a lavish $10 bazillion glorification of…
Sarah Jessica Parker to Revive Sex & The City on TV; Zombie Show Seeks Brains
Great news, girls I went to high school with who I no longer talk to: the crazy sexy sitcom show you discovered in…
Lady Gaga Sued for More than Thirty Pieces of Silver Over Judas
- Our Lady of the Gaga's chart-topping but inscrutable hit Judas is a total ripoff of a 1999 song by a singer named Rebecc…
Everyone Has An Opinion About The Late Amy Winehouse
Today is the day that everyone pretends that they didn't make fun of Amy Winehouse and her demons, at least a little…
Maya Rudolph Has Given Birth to Non-Bizarrely Named Son
Maya Rudolph and her partner, director Paul Thomas Anderson, confirmed today that the SNL alumna/star of Bridesmaids…
JLo Broke Up With Marc Anthony Hours Before Schmoozing with Will and Kate
By now, unless you've been living under a rock or too busy caring about things that are actually relevant to your…
By The Grace of Jersey God, Vinny's Back on Jersey Shore
Some of you may recall that last week, Vinny flounced out of the Jersey Shore house in a tornado of feelings. Well,…
Baby Girl Beckham to be Born on the Fourth of July
David and Victoria Beckham will welcome their fourth child and first daughter into the world of product licensing today…
Drake and Rihanna Totally Make Out
Last name "It." First name "Totally Doing." Wheelchair Jimmy Drake and Rihanna either had an arm wrestling match with…
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz Have Top Secret Wedding
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz now have entered a bond, legal bond after secretly marrying in New York last night in…
Amy Winehouse Booed Off Stage During Her 10th Consecutive Comeback Tour
Amy Winehouse was booed offstage at a concert in Belgrade, after taking to the stage an hour late, stumbled around,…
Lily Allen Married And Pregnant; One Item Away From Lady Tic Tac Toe
Lily Allen got married yesterday and her new husband announced to guests that the singer is 12 weeks pregnant. Wedding…
Brad and Angie Tell Their Kids When They're Going To Go Sex Each Other
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tell their kids when they're going to do it because, according to Brad, there are no…