Think about the worst gift you have ever gotten from an acquaintance to congratulate you on something good happening…
How lovely it must be to provide medical advice to Gwyneth Paltrow. All that is required, I’m assuming, is a white…
It has come to my attention that GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow’s wellness propaganda emporium, has branched out into the…
It is with a profound sense of disappointment I must announce that Gwyneth Paltrow did not Goop all over election…
Jax Taylor has been accused of many things: racism, homophobia, serial cheating, manipulation, emotional abuse,…
As I’ve been saying for weeks now, it must be very, very hard to live in a sprawling Los Angeles mansion during…
After months of dragging my feet, I finally signed up for the Criterion Channel last month, precisely because I had…
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There’s a story I think about a lot, told by Douglas Rushkoff, one of the only good futurists. I encourage you to…
As 3D modeling and AR technologies continue to advance, I suspect that more celebrities will license out their…
Most of my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow quotes emerge when she’s forced to confront the reality that she hasn’t tried all
When one receives an energy healing and demonic exorcism from the sort of person who claims he can disappear breast…
Have you heard about the coronavirus? Kristin Chenoweth is very worried about it, as a travel lockdown and rising…
The world’s elite and highly complicit convened at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland this week to…
“How much CBD is Gwyneth Paltrow on?” was a question that came to mind many times while watching Netflix’s new show…
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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a multi-thousand-dollar wellness vacation cruise sponsored by Gwyneth Paltrow! Accord…
Has your vagina been feeling down these past few weeks? Perhaps you’ve encountered some unexpected itching, or are oc…
Did you know that last May, Tom Hanks—or somebody also named Tom Hanks in Beverly Hills—donated $1,400 to Joe Biden?…
Historically, I have turned to various fortune telling rituals in times of uncertainty or when I really, really,…
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Here’s why celebrity cults should be canceled. Follow Jezebel’s Cancel Tournament to see what ultimately gets…
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