CelebritiesCelebritiesIs the Cure for Our Loneliness Epidemic...Staying in Gwyneth Paltrow's Guest House?In a post that will go down in spon-con history, Paltrow announced that she is Airbnb-ing her guest house for one…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedAugust 1, 2023Comments (7)
CelebritiesDirt BagCelebritiesDirt BagDoes Gwyneth Paltrow 'Have a Little Homo' in Her and Other Pressing QuestionsThe Goop founder held a little AMA on Instagram over the weekend and answered questions like, "Do you lick ass?"ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedJuly 17, 2023Comments (24)
CelebritiesDirt BagCelebritiesDirt BagGwyneth Paltrow Assesses Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt's Bedroom Skills, 25 Years LaterShe told Call Her Daddy that Ben was "technically excellent," which is such a cruel compliment.ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedMay 3, 2023Comments (61)
LatestNewsLatestNewsGoop! There It Is!Gwyneth Paltrow's ski collision trial is officially over, and honestly? Thank God.ByAudra HeinrichsPublishedMarch 31, 2023Comments (6)
PoliticsJusticePoliticsJusticeGwyneth Paltrow's Children's Testimony in Her Ski Crash Trial Is Absolutely PerfectApple Martin said the actress was “clearly visibly upset" and in pain post-crash. “I remember that’s why she went to…ByAudra HeinrichsPublishedMarch 29, 2023Comments (124)
LatestLatestGwyneth Paltrow's Ski Crash Trial Reads Like Mad Libs for Rich PeopleA retired doctor claims his collision with Paltrow left him too injured to enjoy wine tasting in what the internet…ByAudra HeinrichsPublishedMarch 23, 2023Comments (77)
CelebritiesDirt BagCelebritiesDirt BagBethenny Frankel Doesn't Understand Why Everyone's Mad at Gwyneth PaltrowThe former Housewife doesn't think Paltrow sharing her diet is dangerous because her audience isn't teenage girls.ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedMarch 17, 2023Comments (35)
CelebritiesDirt BagCelebritiesDirt BagGwyneth Paltrow Can’t Even Record a Podcast Without a Vitamin Drip: 'I Love an IV!'TikTok’s newly crowned “poster child of Y2K almond moms” is back on her wellness bullshit.ByEmily LeibertPublishedMarch 15, 2023Comments (77)
In DepthIn DepthThe Year Celebrity Wellness Brands Abandoned AspirationBrad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Moss...they all phoned it in hard while launching their new skin serums and…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedDecember 30, 2022Comments (25)
StyleStyleIn Defense of the Camel Toe"Designer vagina" surgery is thriving right now as the KarJenners et al try to force ultra-tight bodysuits down our…ByKylie CheungPublishedAugust 17, 2022Comments (47)
LatestLatestTwo Men Caught Fire at a Goop Store in the HamptonsGwyneth Paltrow's wellness brand is building a reputation for traumatic candle incidents.ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedJuly 1, 2022Comments (9)
CelebritiesCelebritiesWe Really Believed GOOP Dropped a Bejeweled Diaper During a Baby Food ShortageBut after that vagina candle explosion, can you blame us?ByGabrielle BruneyPublishedMay 11, 2022Comments (28)
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CelebritiesCelebritiesGoop's Vagina Candles Apparently Keep Exploding, Lawsuit EditionIn yet another incident of propulsive pussy, Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candle has reportedly exploded again,…ByJoan SummersPublishedMay 18, 2021Comments (21)
CelebritiesDirt BagCelebritiesDirt BagTravis Barker Now Has a $75 Goop Candle That Smells Like Kourtney's KoochieThink about the worst gift you have ever gotten from an acquaintance to congratulate you on something good happening…ByShannon MeleroPublishedMay 12, 2021Comments (32)
2/24/21Contrary to Gwyneth Paltrow's Resounding Endorsement, Covid-19 Cannot Be Treated With KombuchaHow lovely it must be to provide medical advice to Gwyneth Paltrow. All that is required, I’m assuming, is a white…ByEmily AlfordPublishedFebruary 24, 2021Comments (27)
2/19/21GOOP Wants You to Masturbate With an Ice Cream ConeIt has come to my attention that GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow’s wellness propaganda emporium, has branched out into the…ByMegan ReynoldsPublishedFebruary 19, 2021Comments (16)
11/3/20It's the Most Capitalist Time of the Year: The Goop Holiday Gift Guide Has ArrivedIt is with a profound sense of disappointment I must announce that Gwyneth Paltrow did not Goop all over election…ByEmily AlfordPublishedNovember 3, 2020Comments (16)
CelebritiesDirt BagCelebritiesDirt BagBillie Lee Isn't Going AnywhereJax Taylor has been accused of many things: racism, homophobia, serial cheating, manipulation, emotional abuse,…ByJoan SummersPublishedJune 17, 2020Comments (18)
CelebritiesDirt BagCelebritiesDirt BagThe Goops Are Fighting (and Apparently Not Having Sex!)As I’ve been saying for weeks now, it must be very, very hard to live in a sprawling Los Angeles mansion during…ByJoan SummersPublishedApril 2, 2020Comments (100)