Statement Suits, Plush Pinks, and a Lotta Gowns on the American Music Awards Red Carpet

The 2018 American Music Awards took place last night and if you didn’t watch, you didn’t miss much (save the gospel-heavy Aretha Franklin tribute performed by R&B icons Gladys Knight, Donnie McClurkin, CeCe Winans, Ledisi, and Mary Mary—that was certainly something to write home about). The fashion was pretty decent…

All the Demure & Sparkly Shit on the 70th Annual Emmys Red Carpet

It’s red carpet season again, friends, and today we are blessed with the distinction of the Emmys, honoring television that’s way better than movies and actors with fashion choices as eclectic as their acting ones. The theme tonight so far seems to be veering between super-sparkly and sweet and demure—except the queen …

All the Looks on the Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet, Starring Queen Mother Janet Jackson

I’m going to be honest: I had to turn off the Billboard Music Awards a few moments in, unofficially because Westworld was starting, officially because I could not deal with Kelly Clarkson as host. That doesn’t mean I didn’t flip to the ultimate queen and my birthday twin Janet Jackson when she performed; it does mean…

Every Froufy Gown and Cursed Image From the 90th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet 

As the stars descend on the red carpet and some even have pointedly delayed conversations with alleged abuser Ryan Seacrest, The Rally Against Rape Culture/#OscarsSoComplicit protest is going down on Hollywood and LaBrea. If we have learned one thing this awards season, it’s that it’s difficult to turn an…

Ombré, Sequins, and Some Ombré Sequins for the First Two Days of Figure Skating at the Olympics!!

The XXII Winter Olympic Games—aka Pyeongchang 2018, aka Winter Sports are DOPE AS HELL—started off with a bang on Friday with a spectacular Opening Ceremony that featured drones, small children going on an epic journey, and a giant spring that looked like a penis that lit the torch. Great! Fun! There has been skiing,…

Millennial Pink's Not Dead On the SAG Awards Red Carpet

Those of you who haven’t had The Orb’s “Little Fluffy Clouds” stuck in your head since 1991 might want to revisit it, because it’s apparently become a fashion cue: roughly one-half of the actresses walking Sunday night’s SAG Awards red carpet were dressed like millennial pink cumulous clusters, all dreamy and fluffy…

Every Look From the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Brought to You by Sexual Harassment and the Color Black

Celebrities have been planning for weeks to wear black on tonight’s Golden Globes red carpet, an expression of solidarity with Me Too and a plea for Hollywood’s climate of sexual harassment to never return to the status quo. But how will that actually play out in practice? Can a night that normally represents glamour,…

Mahogany Excellence, Sheer Shit, and... Some Weird Choices on the American Music Awards Red Carpet

The American Music Awards paid tribute to Diana Ross with a lifetime achievement award last night, and in true form, Ms. Ross showed up with her whole damn fam looking like a goddess and a queen. No one rocks a feather headpiece like she does. The gothy mermaid gown was belted, and everything. She had a length of…