We won’t be getting new episodes of Game of Thrones until 2019, but based on recent stories from on set, the final season will probably kill us.
The Shape of Water has all the makings of a classic Guillermo del Toro movie. It’s a dark fairytale set in the early 1960s, a romantic creature-feature for adult audiences. He directed, produced, and wrote the movie, and has so far won awards for Best Director at the Golden Globes, the Critics Choice Movie Awards, and…
Game of Thrones is a fine show, and a very long one, that won’t bloody end. It refuses to! And on Thursday, HBO officially announced that the final season, a measly six episodes, won’t air until sometime in 2019.
Best of luck to Game of Thrones fans who will be forced to sit through what sounds like the most wooden and poorly-acted season of this cursed show about dragons and incest: due to leaks, hackers and Benioff and Weiss’s rock hard secrecy boner, the cast of Game of Thrones reportedly won’t even be receiving scripts for…
Some old footage of Game of Thrones star Jason Momoa joking about rape in the context of the show has recently been making the rounds, and, would you believe it, the joke is offensive and also quite revealing.
On Wednesday, The Morning Call reported that Game of Thrones producers plan to shoot multiple endings for season eight, the final season of the series, in an attempt to thwart all possible leaks.
Last week, I tuned into the Game of Thrones Season 7 finale with a host of expectations. Jon Snow revealing himself as a champion for trustworthy sexual health information, though, was not one of them.
The New York Times reports that 12.1 million people tuned in to the season finale of Game of Thrones. Hmm. I wonder why that is?
The one thing you need to know about sword fighting is how immensely satisfying it is to hit someone in the head with a sword.
Pardon me for being a gaping thirstbucket this entire season, but after Daenerys Targaryen and her secret nephew, Aegon Targaryen f.k.a. Jon Snow, finally saw to it with their love, I realized something... something about myself. That is: my entire Jon and Dany Got to Fuq Campaign 2017 has been rooted in part in…
For some inexplicable reason, Jon Snow and Danerys Targareyn have more chemistry in this Instagram photo from a Rolling Stone photo shoot that took place five years ago than they do acting on the show about dragons and politics, and I would LOVE to know why!
Ayyyy... what the shit was that?
Jon Snow makes a fair number of dumb decisions. One of them: Not wearing a hat, or any sort of head covering, not even a nice fur-lined hood, when his entire family schtick is wandering around gloomily informing people that winter is both coming and also here. But it turns out this one’s not entirely his fault!
The “Eastwatch” scripting moved fast again, a propulsive-backstory chapter in which plans were laid so they can all be obliterated in the infamous penultimate chapter of any given season of Game of Thrones. But there was one key thread that kept its quick scenes from veering off course: my friends, I’m taumbout dads,…
The Night’s Watch, true to their backstory as a borderline forgotten and perpetually underfunded Westerosi institution, are actually literally running around wearing beat-to-shit Ikea rugs.
Not to get too intimate with you, friends, but Sunday night’s Game of Thrones was so fucking crazy I had elaborate nuclear war dreams all night, which also involved me stabbing a bunch of dudes with a serrated dagger. Call it ARYA’S REVENGE.
There was no foreplay, so to speak, in “The Queen’s Justice,” the third episode in the seventh season of Game of Thrones; as with the first two episodes, events are unfolding fast, and from the opening scene they were just rammin’ shit in there, like, “Fuck it! Jon Snow’s at Dragonstone now! Keep it moving!”
If you’ve been looking for a way to rep your Game of Thrones love without looking like a huge fucking dweeb, today is your lucky day.
HOW YOU GONNA DO US LIKE THAT?
One reason I love Game of Thrones is that it’s consistent. At any given moment you’re tuning in you expect, perhaps unconsciously, that characters will fuck, characters will die, dynasties will crumble, and many viewers will immediately go back to watching porn at the conclusion of the episode.