Everyone Dressed WAY Too Casual For the Game of Thrones Premiere Red Carpet

What the frick is this. Wednesday night, the seventh season of Game of Thrones premiered in Los Angeles, and all the stars—including those who work on GoT—were dressed like this isn’t something the rest of the world has been waiting for, like, more than a year? And that “Winter” is actually fricken “here”? This is an…

In Game of Thrones's Season Finale, Women Are the Future of Westeros

Throughout Season 6, “Game of Boners”—Jezebel’s somewhat cheeky/maybe derisive tag for our Game of Thrones reviews—became, increasingly, a misnomer. As we motored into the third act of this truly astonishing odyssey, there’s been nary a boner at all—and relative to other seasons, not even all that much killing, save…

Game of Thrones's Top Women Proved They Are Fucking Ready to Rumble

In an unexpected twist, Game of Thrones this week actually happened to satisfy, if temporarily, our innate desire for the good guys to win. But as “Battle of the Bastards” hammered home many times, none of us can be anything but what we are—and “no one can protect you”—and so, to reach its triumphant, series-pivotal…

The Bolton Battle Begins In This Week's Game of Thrones Trailer

While I’m still not sure how Jon Snow’s Wildling army ends up at Winterfell so quickly, and whether they’ve managed to gather reinforcements—all in due time. HBO has dropped the trailer for this week’s episode, “Battle of the Bastards” (referring to the “bastard” Jon Snow and the bastard Ramsay Bolton) and of course,…

Meet the Baby Lady: Game of Thrones Offers Up a New Patriarchy-Bashing Meme

We’ve hit that time we reach in every season of Game of Thrones where there’s a few episodes devoted to some shit happening that’s necessary to set up the more exciting stuff to come later. That’s all well and good, though the plot-advancing becomes particularly clear when the best moment in the episode is one that’s…