Does Mr. Peanut Fuck?
There’s a Mr. Peanut ad featuring sex therapist Dr. Ruth about spicing up Valentine’s Day, and it’s raunchy as hell.…
Revisiting the Sensual, Highbrow Advice of The Joy of Sex
The best sex, by far, is the sort that leaves you thinking about it the next day, too embarrassed to tell anyone else…
Donald Trump Offers Posthumous Congratulations to Antonin Scalia for All the Fucking He DidÂ
President Trump presented the Medal of Freedom to seven recipients on Friday afternoon, including the late Supreme…
Kristen Stewart Says Hollywood Fails At Showing Women As Sexual Beings
Kristen Stewart is deeply over Hollywood’s reticent depictions of female sexuality and taking matters into her own…
Scott Eastwood on Being Single: 'I'm Having Sex, Lots of It'
I’m not sure you’re aware but it’s a slow, sultry Thursday in August and Scott Eastwood fucks.
100 Cardboard Mark Zuckerberg Cutouts Descend on the Capitol and Jezebel Simply Could Not Be HornierÂ
Activist group Avaaz has placed 100 cardboard cutouts of Mark Zuckerberg on the Capitol lawn to put pressure on the…
Use These Prince Harry and Meghan Markle-Themed Condoms The Next Time You Fuck (Regally)
Celebrate the upcoming royal wedding with a royal fuck, and keep it safe courtesy of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle…
This Celibate Worm Is My Hero
If my gym teacher had given me more celibate heroes to look up to as a teenager, I might have saved myself a lot of…
Close the Shades When You Do It in a Fancy Hotel (Or Any Hotel?)
Residents of a New York City public-housing building on the Lower East Side have one gentle but urgent request for…
This Mom Wants You to Know That She Fucks
It is rare that this happens, but everything about this story of a mother outing herself for being the loudest fucker…
Open Thread: The Horniest Panda Has Died
Pan Pan the Panda was born in the wild, then taken into captivity to reinvigorate his species with what became…
There's One Simple Reason Why Fewer People Have Fucked in the Oval Office Than You'd Assume
Earlier today, my colleagues engaged in a discussion of the utmost relevance to today’s politically trying times—how…
This Tortoise Loves to Fuck
Behold Diego, a 100-year-old tortoise whose pure enjoyment of the simple act of fucking has made him the proud father…
This Week In Tabloids: Does Leo DiCaprio Wear Noise Canceling Headphones While Having Sex?
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we honestly cannot take any precious time to write a satisfactory introduction…
Will These Two Just Fuck Already?
I’m beginning to fear that one day very soon, Ciara is going to explode. And no, I don’t mean on the charts. She and…
How to Have Sex While Dressed for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Enormous feathered wings, spiky headdresses, skintight black and white checkered adult jumpsuits, elaborate leather…
Fuck for Forest Chronicles Activists’ Frustrating Naïveté (NSFW)
The trailer for Fuck for Forest, a documentary about a group of environmentalists from Berlin who descend in naked…
Brothel Menu from 1912 Is the Dirtiest Thing You’ll Read All Day
Intrepid feminist blogger Amanda Marcotte tweeted a filthy piece of history early this morning: an old timey (ca. 1912)…
8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good for Both You and Society
Culturally, America's attitude toward women and sex is pretty screwed up (no pun intended). Society tells us that it's…