Activist group Avaaz has placed 100 cardboard cutouts of Mark Zuckerberg on the Capitol lawn to put pressure on the Facebook boy-god as he prepares to testify in Congress regarding the massive Cambridge Analytica data breach that happened on his watch.
Celebrate the upcoming royal wedding with a royal fuck, and keep it safe courtesy of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle themed condoms.
If my gym teacher had given me more celibate heroes to look up to as a teenager, I might have saved myself a lot of heartache and oral contraceptives. Like, for instance, a tiny worm that hasn’t had sex in 18 million years.
Residents of a New York City public-housing building on the Lower East Side have one gentle but urgent request for guests of the Public hotel: please stop fucking with the blinds open because everyone can see you.
It is rare that this happens, but everything about this story of a mother outing herself for being the loudest fucker in all of Brooklyn is an absolute joy.
Pan Pan the Panda was born in the wild, then taken into captivity to reinvigorate his species with what became legendary virility. He has gone on to eat the great bamboo shoot in the sky, and make love to the angel pandas.
Earlier today, my colleagues engaged in a discussion of the utmost relevance to today’s politically trying times—how many people, approximately, have boned in the Oval Office?
Behold Diego, a 100-year-old tortoise whose pure enjoyment of the simple act of fucking has made him the proud father of more than 1,000 turtle babies.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we honestly cannot take any precious time to write a satisfactory introduction because there is something super important we need to discuss. This week, Tom is leaving his church, Jennifer Aniston is preg, and the best story of all time.
I’m beginning to fear that one day very soon, Ciara is going to explode. And no, I don’t mean on the charts. She and Russell Wilson, her boyfriend of nearly a year, have not yet had sex with each other, and it appears her horniness is reaching a dangerous level that could result in the first documented case of…
Enormous feathered wings, spiky headdresses, skintight black and white checkered adult jumpsuits, elaborate leather underwear — you'd think that with the way Victoria's Secret throws around the word "sexy," its marquee public event wouldn't present people wearing outfits that make it nearly impossible for the wearer…
The trailer for Fuck for Forest, a documentary about a group of environmentalists from Berlin who descend in naked whirlwind of public sex in the Amazonian rainforest, has been making the Internet rounds for quite a while. Somehow, a documentary about dreadlocked white European twenty-somethings creating eco-porn as…
Intrepid feminist blogger Amanda Marcotte tweeted a filthy piece of history early this morning: an old timey (ca. 1912) brothel menu from the famed London fuckery run by Mrs. F.A. Tasse. Among other insights that the menu makes us modern folks privy to, Marcotte notes that the menu should pretty much end all debate…
Culturally, America's attitude toward women and sex is pretty screwed up (no pun intended). Society tells us that it's dirty, filthy, and wrong, and women who have it are sinners who have to pretend that they don't know what a dick looks like. Then, on that magical day at some point in their adulthood, those formerly…
It's not secret that the Bacchanalian fuckfest that is the Olympic Village operates under a loose moral code. But that freedom to screw whomever is matched by very, very tight branding restrictions imposed by the IOC. How strict? This week, Olympic "brand police" launched exhaustive hunt for "rogue condoms" after one…
Olympic swimmer and terribly attractive toolbag Ryan Lochte raised some eyebrows (and skirts) last week when his mother told the press that her son "only goes out on one night stands." After the interview went viral, his mother urgently clarified, saying she meant "dates," and then Lochte backstroked all the way to…
Fuck 2010. This year fucking sucked.
I like sex a lot. There, I've said it. I have had my moments in life when I thought that I ought not to like it that much, when I was embarrassed by how much I like it, when I've blushed when a dude has said something along the lines of "Wow, you seem to have a lot more fun than most women." I've been a serial…
This morning, Diane Keaton was on GMA, fawning over Diane Sawyer's plump lips, saying she'd love to have lips like that, then she wouldn't have had to "work on my fucking personality." That shit didn't even get bleeped! Sawyer's big, juicy bottom lip dropped down with her jaw, as she bent over laughing. Keaton…
