Elsa Could Have a Girlfriend in the Frozen Sequel
The sexual preference of Frozen’s Elsa—a fictional character who lives in a land that is not real—has never struck me…
Frozen 2 Incoming
Disney has just announced a release date for the sequel to Frozen: November 27, 2019.
Embrace 'How Far I'll Go,' the 'Let It Go' of Moana
I saw Moana over the weekend. It’s a thoroughly entertaining, quality kids movie with minimal pee jokes, though it did…
Every Parent's Worst Nightmare: Frozen Is Coming to Broadway
If you have children under a certain age, then you’ve likely seen Frozen more times than you can count. You probably…
Target Ad Features Child With Disabilities Modeling As Frozen's Princess Elsa
Target is being applauded for featuring a little girl with disabilities dressed as Elsa from Frozen. The retailer’s…
Did China Rip Off 'Let It Go' for the 2022 Olympics? (Sounds Like It)
China’s just been awarded the 2022 winter Olympics, but the country’s government can’t start celebrating yet. Despite…
Cinderella Rakes In $23 Million, Somehow Still a Compelling Fairy Tale
The pretty and fragile victim trope continues to dominate the American box office (Maleficent, Frozen) this time with Ci…
Parents, Ready Your Wallets: Disney Confirms It's Making Frozen 2
Disney has announced that a Frozen 2 film is a go, thus ensuring that Frozen madness will never end and an entire…
Here's a Peek at New Disney Animated Short Frozen Fever
Because no one within a fifty-mile radius of a child will ever escape Frozen, Disney will soon debut the animated short
Fox News: Frozen Is Teaching Little Girls that Men are Dumb
Kids around America are still shrieking the lyrics to "Let It Go" at ear-splitting volumes. But could Frozen be harming…
Obama Administration Tried to Commission a Frozen Climate Change PSA
Adm. Robert Papp, the State Department's special representative for the Arctic, had a slippery time trying to convince…
Help Frozen's Anna Give Birth to Her Baby in This Bizarre as Fuck App
An unlicensed game app featuring characters from Disney's Frozen allows you to perform a Cesarean section on Anna.…
Toddler Overcome With Joy by "Let it Go" Busts Out Awesome Dance Moves
This adorable little boy is probably the world's biggest Frozen fan and he is not afraid to show his love for the…
Cool Grandpa Builds Snowman From Frozen for Grandson
A man in Wisconsin built a replica of Olaf the Snowman from Frozen for his grandson, because he is living in a…
Father of the Year Gives His Daughter a (Literally) Frozen Doll
When this little girl asked for a Frozen doll for Christmas, she probably did not expect the possibility of getting a…
America Bought So Much Frozen Shit for Christmas, Including Duct Tape
In a development that shocks absolutely no one, Americans bought an absolute crapload of Frozen paraphernalia for…
For People Who Hate Themselves: Here's Lea Michele Singing 'Let It Go'
Want to hear the full version of Lea Michele singing "Let It Go" on Glee? Oh, you do? I was being kind of sarcastic,…
Here's Lea Michele Singing 'Let It Go' for Glee's Last Season
The final season of Glee premieres on Jan. 9 and there's now a promo video featuring Lea Michele belting "Let It Go,"…
Elsa the Kitten, Found Half Frozen, Now Has a Permanent Home
Elsa is a kitten who was found on the streets of Denver, at death's door and practically frozen through. (Hence her…
This Bulldog Singing Frozen's 'Let It Go' Is The Meaning of Life
Philosophers, religious experts, scientists and drunk people on Twitter have pondered the meaning of life for eons. Why…