Elsa Could Have a Girlfriend in the Frozen Sequel
The sexual preference of Frozen’s Elsa—a fictional character who lives in a land that is not real—has never struck me as a pressing issue, but apparently it has for many others.
Frozen 2 Incoming
Disney has just announced a release date for the sequel to Frozen: November 27, 2019.
Embrace 'How Far I'll Go,' the 'Let It Go' of Moana
I saw Moana over the weekend. It’s a thoroughly entertaining, quality kids movie with minimal pee jokes, though it did not move me like either Inside Out or Zootopia. That’s probably because—as was expressed on many platforms when the film was first announced—it sits in the canon of always much-discussed Disney…
Every Parent's Worst Nightmare: Frozen Is Coming to Broadway
If you have children under a certain age, then you’ve likely seen Frozen more times than you can count. You probably also know all of the lyrics to “Let It Go,” which, at first, you appreciated for its defiant lyrics, but now you’ve come to truly loathe that dumb song. And maybe you’d like to have a word or two with…
Target Ad Features Child With Disabilities Modeling As Frozen's Princess Elsa
Target is being applauded for featuring a little girl with disabilities dressed as Elsa from Frozen. The retailer’s most recent weekly advertisement shows various ideas for children’s Halloween costumes and among them is a little girl with arm crutches and leg braces modeling the Disney character’s light blue dress.
Did China Rip Off 'Let It Go' for the 2022 Olympics? (Sounds Like It)
China’s just been awarded the 2022 winter Olympics, but the country’s government can’t start celebrating yet. Despite the many reasons that activists have given for the games not to be held in China—there’s no snow and the country’s an oppressive human rights nightmare—the biggest issue might be that one of China’s…
Cinderella Rakes In $23 Million, Somehow Still a Compelling Fairy Tale
The pretty and fragile victim trope continues to dominate the American box office (Maleficent, Frozen) this time with Cinderella. The Disney movie brought in $23 Million on Friday and is expected to complete the weekend with $70 million. Cinderella's budget was $95 million, so looks like the execs about to get theirs…
Parents, Ready Your Wallets: Disney Confirms It's Making Frozen 2
Disney has announced that a Frozen 2 film is a go, thus ensuring that Frozen madness will never end and an entire generation of children of global warming will recall fondly shared childhood memories of watching a movie about the extreme cold.
Here's a Peek at New Disney Animated Short Frozen Fever
Because no one within a fifty-mile radius of a child will ever escape Frozen, Disney will soon debut the animated short Frozen Fever as the intro to Cinderella, coming to theaters in March. (SYNERGY!!!!!!!) Here is a trailer, which features a birthday party and also Olaf the snowman stealing cake.
Fox News: Frozen Is Teaching Little Girls that Men are Dumb
Kids around America are still shrieking the lyrics to "Let It Go" at ear-splitting volumes. But could Frozen be harming our most precious national resource—young men?
Obama Administration Tried to Commission a Frozen Climate Change PSA
Adm. Robert Papp, the State Department's special representative for the Arctic, had a slippery time trying to convince Disney to feature characters from Frozen in a climate change PSA project.
Help Frozen's Anna Give Birth to Her Baby in This Bizarre as Fuck App
An unlicensed game app featuring characters from Disney's Frozen allows you to perform a Cesarean section on Anna. Because that's exactly what you wanted to do after you saw Frozen, right?
Toddler Overcome With Joy by "Let it Go" Busts Out Awesome Dance Moves
This adorable little boy is probably the world's biggest Frozen fan and he is not afraid to show his love for the movie's signature song.
Cool Grandpa Builds Snowman From Frozen for Grandson
A man in Wisconsin built a replica of Olaf the Snowman from Frozen for his grandson, because he is living in a Garrison Keillor novel or something.
Father of the Year Gives His Daughter a (Literally) Frozen Doll
When this little girl asked for a Frozen doll for Christmas, she probably did not expect the possibility of getting a doll frozen in a block of ice. CLASSIC MISTAKE. She only has herself to blame. I mean, can anyone really blame her ingenious jokester father who pulled the most epic Frozen-related fast one? I only…
America Bought So Much Frozen Shit for Christmas, Including Duct Tape
In a development that shocks absolutely no one, Americans bought an absolute crapload of Frozen paraphernalia for Christmas, from Elsa dolls to branded duct tape. Yes, you read that right. Frozen-branded duct tape exists.
For People Who Hate Themselves: Here's Lea Michele Singing 'Let It Go'
Want to hear the full version of Lea Michele singing "Let It Go" on Glee? Oh, you do? I was being kind of sarcastic, but—uh—here it is, I guess.
Here's Lea Michele Singing 'Let It Go' for Glee's Last Season
The final season of Glee premieres on Jan. 9 and there's now a promo video featuring Lea Michele belting "Let It Go," a choice that's apropos and annoying at the same time. According to this 20-second teaser, Rachel and Kurt are back at McKinley to revive the Glee Club, but Sue's gonna give them hell.
Elsa the Kitten, Found Half Frozen, Now Has a Permanent Home
Elsa is a kitten who was found on the streets of Denver, at death's door and practically frozen through. (Hence her name.) But today she's healthy, happy and newly settled into a permanent home.
This Bulldog Singing Frozen's 'Let It Go' Is The Meaning of Life
Philosophers, religious experts, scientists and drunk people on Twitter have pondered the meaning of life for eons. Why are we here? What is this world all about. I can tell you finally, because I am the only one who has figured it out. The meaning of life, the great mystery of why we exist, is for one reason and one…
