Here, For Your Friday, Is a Pig That Looks Like a Chipmunk
This is a “chipmunk pig,” which to my admittedly untrained eyes, just looks like a very small pig with some neat…
Can You Guess What's Going On Here?
On this atypically warm autumn evening, I’d like us all to play a terrible game I just made up called “Can You Guess…
Rebecca Black Warbles Through Miley Cyrus's 'We Can't Stop'
In her slow attempt to capture fame from having actual talent versus creating a viral internet sensation, here is…
Celebrate the End of This Shitty Week With a Gif Party!
This week was, pardon my French, a piece of fucking merde. The news was so bad that we all became bored with bad news.…
Rebecca Black Is Back with a Whole New Black Attack
Rebecca Black has a new video, which is...a thing, I guess. It's nice that she's willing to bounce back after the…
The Night Belongs to Juliette Binoche
Binoche, who turns 48 today, is probably most famous in the US for her role in Chocolat. I found that movie kind of…
The Night Belongs to Judith Butler
Today is philosopher Judith Butler's 56th birthday. Celebrate by contemplating the roles of gender and sexuality in…
The Night Belongs to Paris Hilton's Kinkajou
So, tonight is Paris Hilton's 31st birthday. Since she's already been through self-parody and out the other side,…
The Night Belongs to Gertrude Stein
Literati rejoice — Gertrude Stein was born on this day in 1874. Today is her 138th birthday!
The Night Belongs to Patton Oswalt
I know some of you are fans of Patton Oswalt, so you'll be glad to know that today is his 43rd birthday. Celebrate…
The Night Belongs to David Lynch
Everybody, today is David Lynch's 66th birthday. You know what that means, don't you? It means that a whole bunch of…
The Night Belongs to Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Everyone, today is Julia Louis-Dreyfus's fifty-first birthday! She starred in The New Adventures of Old Christine and…
The Night Belongs to Joan of Arc
Everybody, it's Joan of Arc's 600th birthday! The young French heroine was born (at least according to legend) on…
The Night Belongs To Patti Smith
Before you ring in the new year, ring in "Godmother of Punk" Patti Smith's 65th birthday!
The Night Belongs To Carla Bruni
She lost out to Anne Sinclair in Terrafemina's recent "Woman of the Year" competition, so let's raise a glass to the…
The Night Belongs To Judi Dench
The Dame and frequent onscreen Queen turns 77 today. In honor of her birthday, check out this 2007 interview in which…
The Night Belongs To Christina Applegate
Well folks, it's been fun, but now it's time to say good night — and to toast Christina Applegate, who turns 40…
Rebecca Black Will Not Stop Releasing New Songs
Rebecca Black is still recording music. Her latest single, "Person Of Interest," is out today and it pretty much…
The Night Belongs To Mary Gaitskill
The author of Veronica, Bad Behavior, and Because They Wanted To (among other books) turns 57 today. Those unfamiliar…
The Night Belongs To Ruth Handler
Who was Ruth Handler? Why, the inventor of the Barbie doll, who happened to be born on this day in 1916.