White Santa Only Eats Gingermen
Fox News contributor Tammy Bruce was on Tucker Carlson’s show on Tuesday to talk about her “tipping point.” The point…
Tucker Carlson's Show Is Losing Advertisers After Comment that Immigrants Make the U.S. 'Dirtier'
As we near the end of the year, it’s important to celebrate small victories amid the billowing cumulous cloud of shit…
And Here We Have Melania Trump Reminiscing About Falling in Love With Donald Trump
Melania Trump, with new hair on her head, sat down with Sean Hannity on the USS George H.W. Bush for an exclusive…
You Really Wanna Do This?
Kellyanne Conway (bad, fascist) has decided to go after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (cool, wants you to have healthcare).…
Fox News Movie Starring Nicole Kidman Dropped by Studio Right Before Production
A big Hollywood project about the downfall of Roger Ailes—with a cast that includes Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron,…
Good Character and Decent Men
“I’ve always treated women with dignity and respect,” Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh told Fox News’s Martha…
Appeals Court Hears Arguments to Unseal Bill O'Reilly's Bizarre, Secret Fraud Lawsuit Against His Ex-Wife
Bill O’Reilly has been thoroughly nationally disgraced for more than a year now, such an acknowledged menace to women…
The Increasingly Unhinged Defenses of Brett Kavanaugh
It feels like a lifetime has passed since Christine Blasey Ford went public with the allegation that Supreme Court…
Donald Trump Barely Knew His Lawyer of 12 Years, Says Donald Trump
Michael Cohen, who? Donald Trump does not seem to remember much about his personal lawyer and fixer for more than 10…
Fox News Is Sorry for Using Image of Patti LaBelle in Aretha Franklin Tribute
On Thursday, after a battle with advanced pancreatic caner, one of the most important artists of our time, Aretha…
Sean Hannity Removes the Middle Man
Sean Hannity, who routinely gives Donald Trump’s lawyers uninterrupted airtime to say whatever they want, will on…
Laura Ingraham Said Some Racist Shit About Immigrants Again
Fox News’ Laura Ingraham spent a portion of her White Power Hour Wednesday night admitting what we all knew: It’s not…
Kimberly Guilfoyle Was Being Investigated for Misconduct Before She Left Fox News [Updated]
More details are emerging about current Don Jr. paramour and former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle’s departure from…
Conservative Writer Listens to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Speak, Maybe Wants to Become Socialist
Virginia Kruta, an associate editor at the conservative rag The Daily Caller, recently attended a St. Louis rally where…
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Might Quit and Everyone Who's Ever Worked at Fox News Might Replace Her
While Sarah Huckabee Sanders has denied rumors that she plans on getting the hell out of the White House,…
Trump, the President, Concedes That He Is 'Responsible for Things That Happen in This Country'
I, like Trump, am very bad at handling the things I’m responsible for.
Fox News CEO Wants the Network to Become a Smidgen Less Racist
Your racist uncle’s most trusted source in racist news, Fox News, is trying to be a little less racist. Like a smidgen…
If I Have to Hear This Fox News Anchor Calling Roseanne 'Raunchy and Rough,' So Do You
Surprising no one, some Fox News anchors have already swooped in to defend Roseanne Barr after a racist Twitter rant…
Fox News Implements New Workplace Policies in an Attempt to Be Less Terrible [Updated]
Staffers at the president’s favorite news organization are up in arms over recent changes at the company intended to…