Maroon 5 Needs a Friend. Is It You?
Maroon 5 has the misfortune of headlining the Super Bowl halftime show in two months, and like a 6-year-old who just…
Gym TV Recap, Vol. 1: Desperately Seeking Narrative
RETRO FITNESS, BROOKLYN, NEW YORK—Hey, look! It’s tender moist chicken, perfect for dinner. I know this because the…
Jenifer Lewis, Mother of Black Hollywood, Has Some Advice for Football Players
Today is a big day for football—as is, apparently, every single day, at least until the fireworks-ejaculating American…
Are You My Dad?
This week, Deadspin and Jezebel swap beats to celebrate America’s most dangerous and controversial pastimes: football…
We Tried to Dance Like Some Football Guys
Everyone knows that the most important part of football is the dancing. Wanting a piece of the joy that large football…
Men Hold Each Other Tenderly
Look, the world is a cruel and bitter place. Bad things happen, literally all the time. And let’s be specific, these…
Trump Is Now 'Obsessed' With Pardons, They Are His 'Favorite Thing'
Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.
Former New Orleans Saints Cheerleader Fired Over Instagram Photo Alleges Gender Discrimination
Bailey Davis, a now-former cheerleader for the New Orleans Saints, was fired in January over an Instagram photo of…
Lady Gaga Salutes Inclusivity at the Super Bowl Halftime Show
Lady Gaga did not deliver the middle finger to Trump that was semi-expected at her Super Bowl halftime performance, but…
Aaron Rodgers Wasn't on Last Night's Bachelorette, But He Might as Well Have Been
At this point, America has gotten pretty familiar with Jordan Rodgers, brother of Aaron Rodgers, because despite how…
Comedian Nikki Glaser Discusses How Colleges Care More About Sports Than Rape
Nikki Glaser’s Comedy Central show Not Safe usually focuses on the sexual exploits people are shy to talk about openly,…
Tim Tebow Very Inspired By 2016 Election, Is Interested in Maybe Joining in on the Fun
Are you scared of the direction this country is headed in? Do you long for a strong, pro-Christ former football player…
What Makes a Dip a Dip: A Guide
According to sources, this weekend is the Super Bowl, a time-honored tradition where men bang each other’s heads…
Creedbombing Is the New Rickrolling and It's More Terrible and Beautiful Than You Could Imagine
At least one good thing is coming out of the NFL these days (besides, you know, “sport,” or whatever): a group of…
Ohio Radio Station Issues 'Big Ben Warning' as Alleged Rapist Ben Roethlisberger Comes to Town
700-WLW, a Cincinnati radio station, is issuing periodic “Big Ben Warnings” in the lead-up to Sunday’s Bengals vs.…
Harvard's Marching Band Spells Out 'PENIS' on the Field, Harvard Still Loses Football Game
Nothing pumps up a crowd like a good marching band interlude, and nothing pumps up a marching band like a surreptitious…
Someone Tell This Tennessee Mom That It's OK She Kinda Wants to Fuck Cam Newton
On Tuesday, the Charlotte Observer ran a cute letter from a reader who is mad at Cam Newton, but perhaps not for the…
America's Greatest Insufferable Pastimes Are Astrology and Fantasy Football
This fall, two great phenomena have disturbed our friends and neighbors. The generally reliable type (or steady flakes,…