Beautiful Instagrams Closed Down the California Superbloom
Tourists frolicking in the rolling, poppy-covered hills of California’s “superbloom” are actually ruining it with their…
Somebody Please Help These Women Being Swallowed by Spring Flowers
This young woman might look like she’s enjoying a lovely day in the spring sunshine, but that’s a misperception. You…
Freakishly Warm December Weather Causing Flowers to Bloom Early
As uncharacteristically warm weather on Christmas Day breaks records across the eastern portion of the United States,…
Woman Raising Money to Make 'Relentlessly Gay' Yard Even Gayer
One woman in Baltimore is not taking complaints about her “relentlessly gay” yard lying down.
Some Women Actually Don’t Want You to Give Them Flowers, OK?
I know it’s hard for some factions of the universe to accept, but not all women are into jewelry. Not all women cream…
Bouquet Tosses Are Grim And Insulting. We Can Do Better.
No huge surprises here: Most of you — 81 percent — feel that skipping the bridal bouquet toss, that ritual in which all…
Watch This Guy Physically Prevent His Date From Catching the Bouquet
I’m not trying to brag here, but I have caught the bouquet at a wedding three times in my life. In fact, I was so…
Bouquet Toss: Yea Or Nay?
Welcome to Pop The Question, a weekly space to dissect every aspect of wedding madness. Each Tuesday, we’ll ask a…
An Imagined Email Conversation with a Wedding Florist
10/23/14, 11:14 a.m.
'Russian Women With Shitloads of Flowers' Is the Best Instagram Trend
As far as stupefying instagram trends go, Russian Women With Many Flowers (read in my mother's accent please) is not…
Flower-Delivery Drones Fly Again, Thanks to Federal Judge
Truly, friends, we do live in an age of technological wonders. Thanks to a decision by a federal judge, a Detroit-area…
These Stunning Sculptures Are Made Entirely From Flowers
We already know that the Netherlands has it all — glow in the dark freeways, clogs, and a dating show dedicated solely…
A Beautiful Response to Homophobia: The Pansy Project
The next time you see a flower growing by the curb, consider this: Paul Harfleet has planted 10,000 flowers in…
ProFlowers Delivers Sparse-Ass Bouquets Instead of Lush Pictured Flowers
There are some angry people out there this Valentine's Day, thanks to ProFlowers delivering some jankity bouquets.…
Rhode Island Flower Shops Sued for Refusing to Deliver Flowers to Teenage Atheist
After Jessica Ahlquist, unabashed teenage atheist and crusader against bullshit, successfully sued her Rhode Island…
1956 Wedding Photo Blows Minds With Dyed-to-Match Flowers
Love everything about this, but especially the maid of honor's glasses and the lipstick. Huge version at the link!
Get Yourself Some Flowers Today
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your…
Founder of Mother's Day Wishes You Would Stop With All the Flowers and Cards
Anna Jarvis founded Mother's Day in 1914 as an effort to honor her mother, who'd founded a Mother's Friendship Day…
Philadelphia Flower Show Marred by Appearance of the Dreaded Man-Cave
Over the past week, Philadelphia, the city of steaks and the cheeses who love them, hosted the most venerable indoor…
Slavoj Žižek, Dreamboat, Thinks Flowers Are "Dental Vaginas Threatening to Swallow You"
This is Slavoj Žižek, but you probably already know him because he is the man of your dreams and you are hoping to…