No, You Can't Lose Weight By Farting, You Lazy Monster
Let’s be real: everyone loves to fart and hates to exercise. That’s why so many of us were excited by the recent news…
Oregon Man Demands That City Council Do Something About Gross Farts
Peter Walters of Pendleton, Oregon is furious. Last week, his fair city passed an amendment which bans marijuana odor,…
Your Butt Is a Hero: Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Cure Cancer
Good news, patriots! YOUR BUTTS HAVEN'T BEEN DOING ALL THAT HARD WORK FOR NOTHING. According to researchers at the…
Best Craigslist Missed Connection Ever: 'You Farted Near the Produce'
Were you farting in Seattle this weekend? Well, the maybe love of your life is looking for you.
Great 'Husband Funny' Card, or Greatest 'Husband Funny' Card?
HILARIOUS ALERT: Husbands loves to fart almost as much as wives love to nag!
The Many (OK, Just One) Parallels Of Yoga And Sex
Author and artist MariNaomi sketches out the thoughts of anyone who has ever done downward dog or downward doggie…
Canadian Ad Compares Social Smoking to Social Farting
This is a clever — if most likely completely ineffective — ad effort from Ontario Ministry of Health's "Quit the…
Which Famous Chef Farted on All 37 of his Employees?
A Food Network chef, who describes himself as "somewhat famous," allegedly posted a rant&rave on Craigslist to share a…
Glee Stars Chat About Farts
In Teen Vogue's December/January issue, Lea Michele insists kissing Cory Monteith on Glee isn't awkward at all...but it …
Our Nation's Greatest Enemy: Farting
Want to give your significant other a thoughtful gift that says "you fart a lot?" Try the Better Marriage Blanket,…
Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart
Last night on The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson admitted to Tim Robbins that he farted on the Desperate Housewives at…
Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
So basically, Charm School awards $100,000 to the woman most willing to stop making good reality TV.
This Week We Crashed At The Intersection Of Fashion And Politics
- We spent way too much time talking about Sarah Palin's sexy secretary garb and how much it cost and/or did not cost.…
The advertising campaign for Kate Moss's new fragrance Velvet Hour, um, stinks. (Click image to view larger version.) [T…