Emilia Clarke Wants More Penises on Game of Thrones, But I’d Settle For More Good Episodes

Game of Thrones, a silly show about slow-moving, power-hungry dopes that I sort of hate but continue watching because I’ve spent far too much time to quit now, contains a lot of female nudity. Whether wandering in the back of a frame while two men drink wine, or shot in a lingering close-up beside a fully-clothed man,…

Emilia Clarke on Jason Momoa's Sock: 'It's Huge and It's Pink' 

Emilia Clarke, Mother of Dragons, discussed filming Games of Thrones sex scenes with Graham Norton. During the first season, Clarked laughed through all of her scene with Jason Momoa who chose to wear a pink fluffy sock instead of the standard issue modesty sock. “It’s huge, and it’s pink, and I don’t know what to…

Perez Hilton, Man Who Draws Semen on Women's Faces, Had a Baby Girl

Congratulations to Perez Hilton, the blogger who made his living circling photos of actresses’ cellulite and calling Mischa Barton “Mushy Fartone,” on the birth of his new baby daughter! Hey, remember when he used to call Rumer Willis “Potato Head? Or said that Adam Sandler’s 2-year-old daughter was “ugly?” Anyway,…