Eat, Drink, Be Merry, Live Longer
Here’s some excellent news for all who are spending the next two weeks in a holiday haze, sated on a hearty diet of…
You Wanna Eat the Poop?
Early Monday afternoon I read an article with a headline that reads “First poo-themed dessert café set to open in…
Ted Cruz With Food
When you aren’t giving a stump speech, the campaign trail is a chance to prove you’re a nice, fun-loving American who…
Poll: Plates or Bowls?
Are you eating something off a plate right now? You’re literally insane.
Weight Watchers App Goes Glitchy Over Thanksgiving, Infuriates Users
One might argue that Thanksgiving—a notorious day of gluttony—would not be the ideal time for Weight Watchers to…
I Tried Cooking Bean and Potato Gratin This Week. What Did You Make?
Welcome to Better Than It Looks, a new series in which we discuss the recipes we tried (and maybe failed) to execute,…
The Best Way to Kick Your Seamless Addiction? Embrace It
Last summer, I made a vow to myself and my friend Jewel. I was going to curb my dependency on Seamless and get back…
Beyoncé Vegan Diet Update: 'I Still Eat Meat, But...'
In case you were digging for more information on Beyoncé’s new way of eating—nay, LIVING—Beyoncé(’s team) posted this…
Kesha On Her Eating Disorder: 'I Went to a Dark Place'
Kesha has been pretty open about her struggle with an eating disorder that led to a stint in rehab. These days, she’s…
Diets Are Basically Religions, So Toxins Are Basically the Devil
Has anyone recently told you how well the Paleo diet is working for them and tried to convince you to join them in…
Kraft Mac & Cheese Now Less Cheesy, Thanks to The Food Babe (Who Sucks)
Okay, so maybe it’s a stretch to say that it’s the orange stuff in Kraft’s Macaroni & Cheese that makes it so…
The Definitive Ranking of Girl Scout Cookies
Girl Scout Cookies are "just" cookies like the Manhattan Project was "just" a chemistry experiment. And it's in that…
Our Dumbest Diets: An Anonymous Jezebel Retrospective
It's January 2015—time to leave that holiday trend called "eating" behind and starve your tender, fragile bodies of…
What's Your Thanksgiving Secret Weapon?
Thanksgiving, by nature, is a holiday that tests, that challenges. Whether it's a guaranteed hit recipe, a simple yet…
New York Times Op-Ed Declares Brunch 'For Jerks'
In this Sunday's New York Times, writer David Shaftel has declared brunch "for jerks" who refuse to grow up and instead…
Meet the White People Behind 'Thug Kitchen'
For over a year, the anonymous authors behind the blog Thug Kitchen entertained their audience with a mixture of…
Tiny Hamster Gobbles Tiny Hot Dogs in Tiny Competitive Eating Contest
Tiny Hamster's tiny hot dog eating game is on point.
Fox Hosts Agree: 'Meatless Mondays' Is Liberal Propaganda
Because a real American patriot has a colon full of red, white, and blue polyps, the Mensa panel over at Fox & Friends…
The Food Network's New, Improved App Is Effing Amazing
Earlier this month, the Food Network released a new, improved version of its app that promises to allow users to create…
Famous Vegan Admits She's Suffering From an Eating Disorder
A woman who became famous for social media-ing the shit out of her vegan lifestyle has very publicly quit being a…