Michael Avenatti—grifter and hero to everyone with a “It’s Mueller Time” mug (hi, Mom!)—wants to kick Donald Trump Jr’s ass, for charity.

Tyrese is either involved in a long-con Fast & Furious publicity stunt or he’s legitimately feeling salty about the actions of his co-star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Maybe a bit of both.

Sunday night’s BET Awards turned out to be largely uneventful, aside from three things: the Xscape reunion set, the New Edition tribute and the uncomfortable red-carpet confrontation between rappers the Migos and Joe Budden.

During his daily briefing, White House press secretary Sean Spicer had an interesting exchange with Breitbart reporter Charlie Spiering about the size of Donald Trump’s planned wall along the border between the United States and Mexico.

Steve Bannon, a raging racist pustule who somehow believes he is superior in the genetics department, and Jared Kushner, New York’s prodigal fuckboy, are dipping their toes in what could become the most epic dudefight in the history of dudefights. Michael Bay should direct.

Philipp Plein, the German fashion designer whose Spring show in Milan was entitled “Alice in Ghettoland,” moved his runway to New York this week in an effort to crack the American market. But after an outrageous blowout that featured outsized celebrity and a caricature of American hip-hop culture, Philipp Plein has…

Now that his album Waves-formerly-known-as-Swish, has a formal release date, Apocalypse fashion designer Kanye West is back in our lives in a more meaningful way—on Twitter.

Your woke bae Matt McGorry has gone to bat against an enormous head named Piers Morgan, thereby solidifying his “woke bae” status while fighting valiantly in what will likely be a dudefight bloodbath because duh, it’s Piers Morgan.

Donald Trump is still breathing, so of course he is engaged in yet another petty argument that only bolsters the case that he’s an animatronic buffoon in an expensive suit and oversized veneers.

We bout to throw them bows. We bout to swang them thangs. We bout to throw them bows. We bout to swang them thangs. It’s bout to be a what? DUDEFIGHT!

During last night’s episode of True Detective, the detective team visits a film set where they encounter a tyrannical director whose lack of creative vision is only slightly overshadowed by his love of booze and hookers. It just so happens that this less-than charming auteur vaguely resembles Cary Fukunaga (mega babe…