In today's Tweet Beat, poor Ariana Grande, Usher's dog might look better in that hat than he does and more important advice from Dr. Ruth.

In today's Tweet Beat, Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele, I hope Kevin Bacon's tablet is alright and Dr. Ruth is as helpful as always.

In today's Tweet Beat, watch yo kids—Zach Braff is on the loose—Kim Kardashian confronts a man with an expressive face and who knew Dr. Ruth was such a big football fan?

In today's Tweet Beat, you have to admire Dr. Ruth's ability to stay on-brand, Heidi Klum lucks out with her airplane seat partner and Olivia Wilde would make a terrible president.

In today's Tweet Beat, Soledad O'Brien has got us momentarily questioning her sanity, Alec Baldwin wants to have a private convo with Keith Olbermann and Dr. Ruth shares some old photos and it's not even #tbt.

In today's Tweet Beat, Ice T updates us on the weather in Chicago, Tony Bennett has a wide variety of friends and Dr. Ruth thinks Joan Rivers is more loyal to Shakespeare than to her.

Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will enroll alongside the other mutants in the X-Academy: Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker, Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb, Willie Geist and Kathie Lee Gifford. While we plebs associate Daly with…

In today's Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Hurley appreciates some men in drag, Danielle Fishel #tbts without the hashtag and DR. RUTH GETS VERIFIED. Like she wasn't already in our hearts, but still.

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth recommends a slap happy New Year's Eve, Twitter responds to Kimye and Mariah Carey is sparkling down under.

"I'll use any excuse to teach new positions & give advice," tweeted the popular sexpert and Holocaust survivor Dr. Ruth Westheimer earlier this year. And so it was: when she wasn't tweeting about queefs, the rhythm method, the amount of sperm in precum or encouraging men to paint their pensies to coordinate with the…

Word up, Dr. Ruth.

Holy shit. Remember that time you had faith in people? Well, it was unmerited and undeserved, because—like a modern day version of the Rumplestiltskin tale—just hours after Adele popped out her kid, Twitter trolls went after her and the baby for literally no reason. Not that there would ever be a good reason, but you…

In today's Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth advises against fucking at the Overlook Hotel, Nicole Richie is sending mean emojis, Hailee Steinfeld is mad at the dentist and Jonah Hill wants in on the 2016 Olympics.

Dr. Ruth Westheimer, famous sexpert and pint-sized Twitter savant, could not belieeeeeeve it when Ryan Lochte's mom Ike said in an interview that he only had time to "go out on one-night stands" with women in an interview. So, as one is wont to do in trying times like these, Dr. Ruth immediately released some…

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Diddy doesn't forget to tell us that he loves us, Andy Cohen is buying pajama jeans, we celebrate International Women's Day and, according to Dr. Ruth, that's not an earthquake you're feeling, just tons of couples having sex.

If I had a dollar for every time I got offended by a misogynistic Twitter hashtag, I wouldn't be writing this right now, because I'd be relaxing on my private yacht somewhere near the Maldives. Which is why I usually ignore the "trending" section of my Twitter account — I don't want to read depressing "jokes" about…

In the new issue of Garage — the very large artsy fashion magazine, or fashion-y art magazine, founded by Dasha Zhukova — the world-famous sex therapist and educator Dr. Ruth Westheimer talks about her past, the risks boredom poses within a relationship, and why there are certain people she won't treat.