Dr. Pimple Popper

This show is the natural point where the third eye and the third nipple meet.

Once again she outdoes herself, or at least the pilar cyst does.

This is big!

In Monday night’s fifth season premiere, TLC’s Dr. Pimple Popper officially embraced our new normal. While Before…

You know it’s going to be bad when Dr. Pimple Popper busts out the face mask, but somehow this removal was worse…

I put “BABY” in caps, because it’s a big baby. (And as a Daily Mail hat tip, naturally.) Imagine: “Congrats! It’s…

When Dr. Pimple Popper smiles like this, you know she’s up to no good. This screenshot was taken immediately after…

This isn’t what it looks like.

Queen of Pop?!? Madonna stans are going to be furious when they see this chyron that bestows Dr. Pimple Popper the…

There’s nothing more important on this week’s episode of Dr. Pimple Popper than 50-year-old Leta singing the gospel…

Little has been done to alter the format of Dr. Pimple Popper in the wake of its Season 3 return, which aired…

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

“Obviously I don’t want to nick an eyeball,” said Dr. Pimple Popper regarding a surgery she performed this episode.…

On this week’s episode of Dr. Pimple Popper, we met Ken and Kim. She’s a popaholic, he has a body full of clogged…

Pardon me for lapsing into the Daily Mail’s selective-capitalizing headline-writing convention, but I think this…

That moment of pride when you just compared pus to butter, and now the whole world can understand texture in a new…

They’re cyst-ers, get it?

I promise you that headline will make sense by the time you’re finished reading this post.

That’s Dr. Pimple Popper for you: Squishing one cherished childhood memory at a time.

One more and it would have been 69. Nice.