Dec 4
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Spark it! In a 228-to-164 split, the House of Representatives has voted to decriminalize marijuana. While it is…
Oct 3 2019
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Is it just me, or did someone’s face sit under a broiler for too long?
May 14 2018
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Alleged abuser and harasser Corey Lewandowski, who helped elect another alleged abuser and harasser into the…
Dec 26 2017
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Did you guys have an extra-special Christmas? Crazy how we couldn’t celebrate it for the last eight years, on…
Dec 7 2017
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I think I’ve started typing the phrase “accused of sexual harassment” in my sleep.
Nov 8 2017
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Personally, I will not allow the barf in this bag to ruin my nice day, and neither should you.
Aug 1 2017
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I thought maybe I’d hit my limit on obnoxious, foundation-shaking cackling for one day, but here we are: The Daily…
May 30 2017
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Coincidentally, this is also my very mysterious response when people ask why I am going all the way over to the…
Jan 20 2017
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It’s been a banner year for Corey Lewandowski, who went from Trump staffer to Trump staffer who grabbed a woman and…
Dec 2 2016
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A lot of bad and tense things happened at the Harvard Institute of Politics Forum, where top aides from each…
Nov 29 2016
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Citing a change of plans, Trump chief strategist and Darth Vader impersonator Steve Bannon will no longer be…
Sep 21 2016
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Even in exile, Donald Trump’s former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, continues to suck at the Trump teat.…
Aug 24 2016
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Buckle the hell up: Donald Trump and Ben Carson, two men stuck making strained conversation in the deserted waiting…
Aug 8 2016
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Donald Trump, a cicada husk dipped in fermenting carrot soup, has often told us that he’s very good at jobs. He’ll…
Aug 3 2016
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If you’ve watched cable news coverage of the election for even a fraction of the amount of time that I have over the…
Jun 23 2016
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In an attempt to broaden their coverage from missing airplanes, CNN has hired former Donald Trump campaign manager…
Jun 20 2016
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Apr 19 2016
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It’s primary day in New York, which means two things: my Facebook feed will soon become momentarily less clotted…
Apr 14 2016
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On Thursday, the Palm Beach County State Attorney declined to prosecute Corey Lewandowski, Donald Trump’s campaign…
Apr 14 2016
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Michelle Fields: Palm Beach State Attorney Didn't Tell Me They Weren't Prosecuting Corey Lewandowski
Donald Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski will not be prosecuted for battery, according to a report from Poli…