Amber Coffman Wrote a Song About Not Needing Java, and I Will Not Stand For It

Amber Coffman has released a new track from her upcoming solo album (her first since leaving Dirty Projectors), and its title, “No Coffee,” sounds like something I’d be wildly interested in. As a known java enthusiast, the thought of having “no coffee” is acutely terrifying, and I imagined (based on the title) that…

I Visited Every Luke's Diner Pop-Up in New York City Before Realizing Gilmore Girls Is Bad

According to Lorelai of the soon-to-be resurrected Gilmore Girls, there’s no better place for a cup of coffee than Luke’s Diner (it’s been previously proven that she just has terrible taste in coffee), a one-of-a-kind restaurant run by Luke, the lovable curmudgeon who desires nothing more than his business, the…