I Regret to Inform You the Look for Spring Is Sad French Clown
It’s couture week, baby! Which means it’s time to click mindlessly through slideshows online of clothes so expensive…
Let Me Assure You That the Original It TV Movie Is Nowhere Nearly as Scary as You Remember
To prepare for Andy Muschietti’s new adaptation of Stephen King’s It, I watched Tommy Lee Wallace’s original two-part…
The Clown Lobby Is Blaming It for Hurting Business
It—a Stephen King masterpiece that is all three a miniseries, extremely large book and recently-released film—isn’t…
Can I Interest You in Purchasing This Creepy-As-Fuck Clown Motel?
Are you the sort of person who is keen on clowns? Would you even maybe—possibly—say that you’re down to clown? Well…
Are You Ready to It Your Pants?
In the trailer above, get your first taste of the upcoming film adaptation of Stephen King’s It, which floats into…
A Teenager Dressed as a Clown Got Stabbed After Trying to Scare His Friends
Maybe because it’s close to Halloween, maybe because the world is spinning off its axis straight into hell, but creepy…
Clowns Are Fun, Says Clown
A clown named Judy has written an op-ed for CNN defending her career, and arguing that the “scary clowns” terrorizing…
Maybe Don't Ask the Fucking White House About Creepy Clown Sightings
As we’ve previously opined on this website, this scary clown hoax bullshit needs to stop. Stop dressing up like a clown…
You People Need to Stop With This Scary Clown Bullshit
Okay jokers, listen up. Maybe you think dressing as a psychotic clown seems like jolly good fun. Maybe you see it as…
Under The Mask, Scary Clowns Are Just Dorks In a Clown Suit
Scary clowns have been coming out of the woodwork in the last month, inspiring copycats, false alarms, and police…
Two People Arrested For Making Hoax 911 Call Claiming Clowns Were Trying to Abduct Children
One of the worst things about fall, besides everything, is that it’s clown hoax season. Without fail, as soon as the…
Clown or Clowns Reportedly Spotted Luring Kids into the Woods
A person (or persons) dressed as a clown is reportedly posing a threat to the child residents of wooded towns in both…
Terrifying Clown Madonna Wrecks Tricycle
If your particular phobia is that of scary clowns (coulrophobia) then I urge you to back away from your computer or…
Of Course That White Man Poet Stole the Name 'Yi-Fen Chou' From a HS Classmate
The verdict is in: Michael Derrick Hudson, you are a motherfucking clown.
Town Bans Clowns Because the French Can't Control Themselves
What's going on with clowns these days? Roaming small towns in California, terrorizing people in France, missing entire…
Violent Clowns Are Now Stalking France
If Twisty, American Horror Story's resident clown of creepiness and doom, hasn't given you enough of a reason to stay…
American Horror Story in Real Life: Creepy Clowns Stalk California Town
If you have coulrophobia, or even an aversion to clowns, you may not want to read this. Because there are a lot of…
New American Horror Story Clip: 100% More Scary Clown
American Horror Story's writers and creators excel at exploiting our deepest pathologies and paranoias, so it was only…
Absolute Worst Asshole Ever Trolls Cemetery Dressed as a Clown
Some complete and total jerkface is sneaking around a cemetery in New York dressed as a super creepy clown is hiding in…
Katy Perry's Prank-Filled 'Birthday' Video Not Suitable for Children
Being a famous pop star must get boring sometimes. At least, that's the feeling you get after watching Katy Perry's…