Clowns

When I joined Twitter back in 2015 it wasn’t a particularly nice place, which I must admit thrilled my little…

Katy Perry exists insofar that sometimes I hear her music in the grocery store, or the changing room of a Wet Seal,…

It’s couture week, baby! Which means it’s time to click mindlessly through slideshows online of clothes so expensive…

To prepare for Andy Muschietti’s new adaptation of Stephen King’s It, I watched Tommy Lee Wallace’s original…

It—a Stephen King masterpiece that is all three a miniseries, extremely large book and recently-released film—isn’t…

Are you the sort of person who is keen on clowns? Would you even maybe—possibly—say that you’re down to clown? Well…

In the trailer above, get your first taste of the upcoming film adaptation of Stephen King’s It, which floats into…

Maybe because it’s close to Halloween, maybe because the world is spinning off its axis straight into hell, but…

A clown named Judy has written an op-ed for CNN defending her career, and arguing that the “scary clowns” terrorizing

As we’ve previously opined on this website, this scary clown hoax bullshit needs to stop. Stop dressing up like a…

Okay jokers, listen up. Maybe you think dressing as a psychotic clown seems like jolly good fun. Maybe you see it as…

Scary clowns have been coming out of the woodwork in the last month, inspiring copycats, false alarms, and police…

One of the worst things about fall, besides everything, is that it’s clown hoax season. Without fail, as soon as the…

A person (or persons) dressed as a clown is reportedly posing a threat to the child residents of wooded towns in…

If your particular phobia is that of scary clowns (coulrophobia) then I urge you to back away from your computer or…

The verdict is in: Michael Derrick Hudson, you are a motherfucking clown.

What's going on with clowns these days? Roaming small towns in California, terrorizing people in France, missing…

If Twisty, American Horror Story's resident clown of creepiness and doom, hasn't given you enough of a reason to…

If you have coulrophobia, or even an aversion to clowns, you may not want to read this. Because there are a lot of…

American Horror Story's writers and creators excel at exploiting our deepest pathologies and paranoias, so it was…