Saturday Night Live Imagines Trump as the Shark From Jaws in Debate Spoof
Saturday Night Live finally got to take a swipe at last Sunday’s presidential word salad. There was no chance the cast…
A Percentage of Americans Aren't Sure If Trump or Clinton Are Preferable to a Meteor Destroying Earth
A recent poll suggests that some Americans like Clinton, some like Trump, and some like the idea of a giant ball of…
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Bernie Sanders Campaign Spokesman Announces Potential Lawsuit Against DNC
At a Friday press conference, Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver threatened to sue the Democratic National Committee…
Cool, Another Democratic Candidate for President
While the 2016 GOP field has been characterized by its resemblance to a clown car on methamphetamines, the…
Hillary Clinton Vows to Address Problems She & Her Husband Helped Cause
Yesterday, Hillary Clinton hopped aboard the anti-police state wave, announcing in a speech at Columbia University that…
Nice Gay Couple in Hillary Video Invites Hillary to Their Wedding
The photogenic gay couple from Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign announcement video has invited the Democratic…
America Still Loves the Unbreakable Hillary Clinton
According to a new Gallup poll, Hillary Clinton is owning the other potential 2016 Presidential contenders when it…
Hillary Clinton Loses Body in Tragic Bloomberg Photoshopping Incident [Update]
Embattled (and undeclared) 2016 Presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton has some 'splaining to do about why she used…
Hillary Is Taking Her Sweet-Ass Time Launching Her 2016 Campaign
Hillary Clinton, who is not not running for President, is not not starting her campaign later than most candidates,…
SHOEGAZI: Truthers Think Hillary Planned the Shoe-Throwing Incident
Last Thursday, a Hillary Clinton speech was interrupted by an airborne shoe hoisted by a Alison Michelle Ernst, a woman…
Hillary Clinton Finally Admits She's Thinking of Running for President
All that Hillary Clinton 2016 speculation just went from wishful political fanfic to political possibility, as the…
Time Hillary Clinton Cover Features Giant, Mean Lady High Heel
This week's Time cover story is on Hillary Clinton's unannounced but somehow still unassailable candidacy for…
White House Considered Replacing Joe Biden With Hillary Clinton
No, this isn't a Leslie Knope stress dream: according to a new book about the 2012 Presidential election, some top…
Anthony Weiner's Dick Wagging Might Cost Huma Abedin Her Career
Anthony Weiner concluded a disastrous New York City mayoral primary by being chased through a Midtown McDonald's…
Obama's Administration Could Use Some Help in the Lady Department
According to data from the Center for American Progress, President Barack Obama hasn't been any better about appointing…
How to Convince Hillary Clinton to Run for President in 2016 (Even Though She Already Said No)
Hillary Clinton told a crowd earlier today that she won't be running for President in 2016, and while she didn't come…
Hillary Clinton Desperate for Egyptian Democracy, Grandchildren
In a juxtaposition that exemplifies how fucking annoying coverage of women in politics can be, news stories today…
"Kill The Bill" Mantra Splitting Progressives & Democrats Over Reform
Politics can make for strange bedfellows. Over the last two days, progressives have joined conservatives in their calls…