We Are All This Sad, Lost Polar Bear
Earlier this week, residents of Tilichiki, a village on the far Eastern coast of Russia, reported an relatively…
Grimes Is Thanos Now?
Grimes (née Claire Boucher) says she’s going through a time of personal transformation—but I refuse to call her c…
I'm Ready to Eat Anyone Who Has Wronged Me
We may have finally figured out why our Neanderthal ancestors were occasionally driven to eat each other, and let me…
Scientists Say Climate Change Might Turn Denali Into a Literal Mountain of Shit
Look at that mountain. Isn’t it pretty? Isn’t what you see in the above picture a pretty mountain? “Sure is, Rebecca,…
The Zen of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Yelling at People Who Deserve It
On Tuesday, the Senate voted down the Green New Deal, with Republicans offering more auspicious climate…
Why Not Just 'Get Married and Have Some Kids' to Solve the Climate Crisis?
It’s Tuesday, have you done your crying yet?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Introduces Plan for a Dying Planet
The climate change program that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez helped push to the front of a national…
What's So 'Radical' About Taking Climate Change Seriously?
On Sunday, newly-sworn in Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was interviewed on 60 Minutes about something that should be,…
Bad Weather Is Messing With Your Collard Greens
The most dramatic face of climate change will be the catastrophes—the fires and floods. But there will also be the…
Salting the Earth
I was on my way home from a camping trip on an unusually cool summer day when I learned that John McCain had died. I…
US Refuses to Accept Climate Report Urging Action or Certain Doom, Which Will Certainly End Well
The United States continued its efforts to transform this garbage pile of a country into a literal garbage pile this…
Teen Climate Activist Reminds World Leaders They Won't Have to Live on the Planet They're Destroying
World leaders have largely failed to heed the warnings of scientists, climate researchers, and environmental activists…
Trump Is Not Mad at General Motors, Just Disappointed
We are back from Thanksgiving, baby, and ready to rumble!!
Nearly 150 Pilot Whales Have Died After Getting Stranded on a New Zealand Beach
On Saturday, a hiker on a remote island in New Zealand discovered two pods worth of pilot whales had washed up on the…
Climate Scientist Dr. Sarah Myhre on the Peril and Possibilities Ahead: 'We Need Leadership That Is Not Old and White and Male'
On Monday, the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released a report that once again painted an…
How to Dress For the End of the World
The shearling jacket is the iconic fashion staple of the apocalypse. It’s protected Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead,…
YouTube Couple Accused of Faking a California Wildfire Evacuation For Views
A popular YouTube couple are accused of pretending to mandatorily evacuate their Orange County, California home during…
California Wildfire Is Now Largest in the State's History
Northern California is in the midst of fighting approximately 17 large fires occurring simultaneously, and now, the New…
My! That's a Spicy Year!
*Extremely Italian stereotype voice* Mamma mia! Itsah been a spicy, spicy year!
Central American Refugees Are Fleeing Climate Change, Too
Refugees claiming asylum at the southern U.S. border are fleeing a staggering set of harsh conditions, most often…